Liverpool FC Youth Teams

[kev776]

Maybe no pills = fat ******* Sakho.

[Venton]

Grabara, off his line and in full communication with his defenders, clears the ball into the stands outside his box with no nonsense whatsoever. It's like a trip down memory lane that. Should have been in sepia.

[Venton]

Maybe no pills = fat ******* Sakho.

Could be. He's no Geoff Capes, just something in the flow of the shirt suggests a little refuelling issue.

[Venton]

Reminds me of my mate Sniff who went to Germany to do TEFL. He hadn't played in a couple of years but signed up for a local weekend team who told him he would be on the bench but wouldn't be called as they had an ace left winger. He went out on the lash the day before and was sat there nursing his black dog on the bench when he was called on due to injury. He immediately had to sport down the wing and and was so winded fell to his knees and was sick on the pitch, and was subbed 2 minutes afterwards. Shortest stint in the team history. He never played for them again.

Penalty to Liverpool!!!

EDIT: sorry, it wasn't a penalty. It took this long to edit and repost! Free kick just outside is fired wide by Wilson who won the false penalty.

[Venton]

Carnos in the Porto box - looped crosses, air shots, pinball headers and a corner to Liverpool which is cleared. Good ebb and flow to this match, both sides able to put pressure on.

[Venton]

Great work and a shot over the bar!

Grujic works hard down the left, twisting and turning to get the ball out to Virtue who slides the pass out to Randall. He drills it across the box and Wilson shoots just over. Lovely move.

I keep thinking it's a bit unfair having Grujic in this team as he's senior then I'm reminded he is 19.

[kev776]

Reminds me of my mate Sniff who went to Germany to do TEFL. He hadn't played in a couple of years but signed up for a local weekend team who told him he would be on the bench but wouldn't be called as they had an ace left winger. He went out on the lash the day before and was sat there nursing his black dog on the bench when he was called on due to injury. He immediately had to sport down the wing and and was so winded fell to his knees and was sick on the pitch, and was subbed 2 minutes afterwards. Shortest stint in the team history. He never played for them again.

Penalty to Liverpool!!!

EDIT: sorry, it wasn't a penalty. It took this long to edit and repost! Free kick just outside is fired wide by Wilson who won the false penalty.

Many teams have a resident Sniff.

[Venton]

Half time and it's 0-0. Porto are strong, especially on the break and have had a couple of chances but we've had the best one so far. Honours even.

[Venton]

Many teams have a resident Sniff.

The poor get, he's got all the skills but a proper derby on him. We call him the Orpington Maradonna now.

[Venton]

Sakho tries to dribble it out of defence and ****s it up, ending up on the deck and losing the ball. Luckily it's cleared.

[Venton]

I've made a blunder and had to pick up Mrs Venton from the station - in the interim Porto have a scored a free kick.

0-1 to Porto. No idea how it happened apart from it being a free kick

[Venton]

WHAT A GOAL by Brook-Lennon. 1-1

[kev776]

Bugger, nice one Mrs V.

[Venton]

Harry Wilson dribbles majestically in from the right, drawing challenges left and right. He slots it through to Brooks Lennon on the left who knocks it onto his right foot and in one step curls it in off the right hand post. Wonderful goal.

At the other end Grabara saves well at the feet of someone and up the other end Woodburn forces a save from the keeper. End to end now. Wonderful stuff.

[Venton]

Bugger, nice one Mrs V.

She's lovely but her timing can be shocking. She'd bought something heavy.

Another chance in the Porto box but Grujic can't quite hit it right.