Liverpool FC Youth Teams

[Venton]

Tremendous work by Woodburn who's niggly-fouled over and over for about 20 yards and still gets a pass in.

Jordan Williams expresses his comeback enthusiasm with an old-fashioned reducer and is yellowed. He beams his approval to the ref.

[Venton]

Woodburn gets another shot in. It's all pressure from Liverpool but Porto are dangerous on the break.

Wilson sells half the Porto defence a kipper and is fouled on the edge of the box. It's just to the left - let's see what happens.

Lennon languidly misses by a fair margin.

[Venton]

Great work by Grabara again, racing out to deny the Porto forward again with the kind of anticipation we'd expect from our first-team fumblers.

[Venton]

Grabara again saves us, racing forward to nick the ball off the forward's foot outside his box. Sakho defends well just after.

[Venton]

Ooh, great break from Liverpool sets us up for a shot. Grujic at the heart of this and he's fouled just outside the box to the left. Anticipation...

[Venton]

Grujic fires about a foot over, the keeper covering it all the way.

[brightred]

She's lovely but her timing can be shocking. She'd bought something heavy.

Another chance in the Porto box but Grujic can't quite hit it right.

What did the lovely Mrs.V buy?

I'm intrigued by its heaviness.

[Venton]

Late corner to Porto...

[Venton]

What did the lovely Mrs.V buy?

I'm intrigued by its heaviness.

**** only knows. Sometime ignorance is bliss. Probably a solid gold spiralizer. I know better to ask these days. Allows me to introduce and new tv or a set of hens to the house of my own accord without penalty apart from gritted teeth.

That should have been a penalty to Liverpool as the keeper comes out and ****s Wilson who'd just knocked the ball past him. Bottled decision there.

[Venton]

Ilori is fast as ****, beating the nippy Porto forward to get the ball back to Grabara who clears without fuss.

[brightred]

**** only knows. Sometime ignorance is bliss. Probably a solid gold spiralizer. I know better to ask these days. Allows me to introduce and new tv or a set of hens to the house of my own accord without penalty apart from gritted teeth.

That should have been a penalty to Liverpool as the keeper comes out and ****s Wilson who'd just knocked the ball past him. Bottled decision there.

That sounds like solid marital advice.

One last question...do keep hens in the house?

[Venton]

Porto are getting more cynical by the moment, he said one-eyedly and possibly inventing a new word. They're flagging here but it's all over.

Ends Liverpool 1-1 Porto.

I thought it was dicey first half for a while but we dominated in the second and really should have won. Good work by Wilson, Woodburn, Williams and Grujic in particular but I like Grabara at the back too.

[Venton]

That sounds like solid marital advice.

One last question...do keep hens in the house?

They were porcelain but she didn't know that when I told her. There was enough doubt for her to race back from town to check.

In general and maritally I find it strategically expedient to cede tactical situations on a case by case basis so you can win the battles you pick (new tvs in particular). I think the war is never over...

[Venton]

Oh, I've just seen the Porto free-kick. Just outside the box a couple of metres to the right - he curled it along the deck just inside the post. Wall not quite in the right position there although there was a ****load of bend on it.

[RedReet]

Just watched the highlights, what a goal.

How did the LB Juanma do Venton? Obviously didn't see much of him in 10 mins highlights.

Also, did it mention why the Porto boys all had ridiculous numbers?