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    As professional footballer, that get paid a wadload, how come no one can fookin cross the ball into the middle from a corner, they either over hit it, hit it to short, aim correctly but curl it away, or do those piss poor short ones where we muck about for five minutes in the corner.

    FFS, it can't be that hard.
    On the Ning Nang Nong
    Where the Cows go Bong!
    And the Monkeys all say Boo!
    There's a Nong Nang Ning
    Where the trees go Ping!
    And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
    On the Nong Ning Nang
    All the mice go Clang!
    And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
    So it's Ning Nang Nong!
    Cows go Bong!
    Nong Nang Ning!
    Trees go Ping!
    Nong Ning Nang!
    The mice go clang!
    What a noisy place to belong,
    Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

    #2
    Should have heard Greeny lambast our corners, most for not even beating the 1st defender!

    Woeful, atrocious, criminal, they should be fined by the club for every wasteful dead ball, including corners & free kicks etc, they would soon wise up then.
    http://www.retroreds.co.uk/

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      #3
      Pennant actually put a good few right in the box, and no one attacked them.

      I recall one were 3!! boro players attacked the cross, right in the middle of the box, and there wasn't one of ours in sight. How the **** does that happen?
      Thomas Hicks Senior

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        #4
        Compare the Chavs' corner-taking to ours. It's not even funny.


        They put the ball into the danger zone and one of their inbred-looking goons attacks it. If they don't score direct from the header, it still causes enough chaos for another halfwit to hammer home a deflected shot.

        We on the other hand seem to think that knocking it short and pissing around till we lose it is the best thing to do.



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          #5
          What are we doing in training? Yes the players should be good enough to do it on a whim but that isn't the point. They should be drilled like ****ing robots every training session to put the ball where it counts.
          Originally posted by Gordon Brown
          (1995)
          "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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            #6
            Originally posted by ningnangnong
            As professional footballer, that get paid a wadload, how come no one can fookin cross the ball into the middle from a corner, they either over hit it, hit it to short, aim correctly but curl it away, or do those piss poor short ones where we muck about for five minutes in the corner.

            FFS, it can't be that hard.
            Well said that man, i referred to the exact same thing earlier,
            worst thing about is the silly cnuts don't seem to learn from it
            "Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fight back."
            Tupac

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              #7
              It drove me ****ing mad today more than it usually does even. ****ing pathetic set-pieces as usual. Bollocks. Any ****ing team can sort out some good set-piece routines and be drilled well in them, it's ****ing embarrassing.
              Like blood on iron

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                #8
                Originally posted by Red_Polo
                It drove me ****ing mad today more than it usually does even. ****ing pathetic set-pieces as usual. Bollocks. Any ****ing team can sort out some good set-piece routines and be drilled well in them, it's ****ing embarrassing.
                I'll join yer club mate, do ya know of any cheap angry managment classes I can join.
                I counted 4 consecutive sh1te corners by the REDS where the ball did not clear the first defender.
                18-5-7-8-3

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                  #9
                  Why can't they just do what Joey Barton does, flat, with pace right between the penalty spot and the 6 yard box, keeper can't get those.
                  On the Ning Nang Nong
                  Where the Cows go Bong!
                  And the Monkeys all say Boo!
                  There's a Nong Nang Ning
                  Where the trees go Ping!
                  And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
                  On the Nong Ning Nang
                  All the mice go Clang!
                  And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
                  So it's Ning Nang Nong!
                  Cows go Bong!
                  Nong Nang Ning!
                  Trees go Ping!
                  Nong Ning Nang!
                  The mice go clang!
                  What a noisy place to belong,
                  Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by REDSCOUSER
                    I'll join yer club mate, do ya know of any cheap angry managment classes I can join.
                    A good game of hide the bone usually does the trick
                    Like blood on iron

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by ningnangnong
                      As professional footballer, that get paid a wadload, how come no one can fookin cross the ball into the middle from a corner, they either over hit it, hit it to short, aim correctly but curl it away, or do those piss poor short ones where we muck about for five minutes in the corner.

                      FFS, it can't be that hard.

                      Spot on post. You see park players accomplish it very easily, yet the experts don't seem to manage it. At least our experts don't.

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                        #12
                        All the set piece play was rubbish. A total load of bollocks.

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