Mo Salah

[Doc_Piptorious]

But could count as a girlfriend?

Nah he has a sock with some lipstick platered around the toe end for that.

[Kenneth]

His value to Qatari owned PSG would go far beyond anything he could do on the pitch.

One of the most high profile players in the game today and probably the highest profile muslim player in the game. Getting Salah, even a faded Salah, would be a massive coup for them due to Salah's global reach.

Would also allow them to shed one of Messi or Neymar, most likely the latter.

Muslim, yes, but a signing to help them win the CL, which is their primary focus, not so much. And I don’t get the impression that they are that sentimental. They didn’t try and sign Mane for example. And I’m not sure relations between Egypt and Qatar are yet the best. It’s an interesting theory but I still think we’ll struggle to get a huge wedge of cash because they’re able to watch our games on the tele.

[danperkins]

Nah he has a sock with some lipstick platered around the toe end for that.

Nah I'm sockist

[Doc_Piptorious]

Nah I'm sockist

Stuck in sock more like.

[danperkins]

Stuck in sock more like.

That's what they call a posh wank down in the sticks so I heard

[Doc_Piptorious]

That's what they call a posh wank down in the sticks so I heard

The fact you think there is such a thing as a posh wank says a lot about you, Sock ******.

Posh wank to you probably is someone washing their hands beforehand.

That's your new name by the way and is surely only a matter of time before a lovely mod pops it into your av descrip instead of your Skrtel bit.

[Charly]

Sockialist...

[Tribute]

WankPoshkins

[Doc_Piptorious]

Careful, he might tell his missus that you are saying mean things about him







#Sock******

[baitman]

Careful, he might tell his missus that you are saying mean things about him







#Sock******

Is that a budget fleshlight

[danperkins]

The fact you think there is such a thing as a posh wank says a lot about you, Sock ******.

Posh wank to you probably is someone washing their hands beforehand.

That's your new name by the way and is surely only a matter of time before a lovely mod pops it into your av descrip instead of your Skrtel bit.

I'm all about new experiences. You'll know what I mean by new experiences when you guys finally transition from carrier pigeon to 56k dial up. It'll be a similar euphoria to when you finally stopping shagging donkeys and made the transition to human beings. Although some traditions are hard to break and maybe we could add donkey ****er as your bio whilst we are editing mine.

A fine day indeed boyo

[danperkins]

WankPoshkins

It's certainly a more interesting conversation than our current footballing predicament

[Doc_Piptorious]

Is that a budget fleshlight

How dare you. That is the one and only Mr Fizzles.

[Doc_Piptorious]

I'm all about new experiences. You'll know what I mean by new experiences when you guys finally transition from carrier pigeon to 56k dial up. It'll be a similar euphoria to when you finally stopping shagging donkeys and made the transition to human beings. Although some traditions are hard to break and maybe we could add donkey ****er as your bio whilst we are editing mine.

A fine day indeed boyo.

Another weak attempt. Maybe Tribute was onto something when he said your school report card always said Must Do Better.

[danperkins]

Was pretty funny though really wasn't it