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    Crockwatch

    some reliability and availability in our squad would be nice.

    1, sturridge, the undisputed king. maybe he will get back to full fitness...
    2, lallana, one good klopp hug could crush him to death, but he is willing to put his life on the line for this club.
    3, matip, all the manstrength of a damp rich tea biscuit. bezzy mates with the physio lads.
    4, ings, a reluctant participant, but bones like soggy straws.
    5, gomez. the young pretender, he has time on his side to really make an impression on this league.
    6, henderson, ill fitting boots? its the way he walks, plantar fasciitis is a pain.
    7, clyne, the man of mystery. secret injury?
    8, oxlade, bad knee injury but he has had previous.
    9, lovren, not doing enough to keep the physio boys on first name terms.


    some further stuff here...
    removing all the weak links makes us stronger

    too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

    #2
    lallana overstretched himself in a preseason jog and now misses the chester friendly.
    sturridge shows up, ready to play... tick tock.
    removing all the weak links makes us stronger

    too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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      #3
      Matip staking his claim... some intense rivalry here
      removing all the weak links makes us stronger

      too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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        #4
        Originally posted by baitman View Post
        Matip staking his claim... some intense rivalry here
        Capital letter. Someone's borrowed his login.
        Like blood on iron

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          #5
          Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
          Capital letter. Someone's borrowed his login.
          Nah, my bloody phone does this auto-capitalisation thing
          removing all the weak links makes us stronger

          too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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            #6
            sturridge just speaks with keita and now hes out injured.

            we need to put storage into quarantine
            removing all the weak links makes us stronger

            too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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              #7
              Originally posted by baitman View Post
              sturridge just speaks with keita and now hes out injured.

              we need to put storage into quarantine
              Where did you read that?
              Was muß, das muß.

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                #8
                Originally posted by foresterbloke View Post
                Where did you read that?
                a neck injury. dont think its anything major.
                removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by baitman View Post
                  a neck injury. dont think its anything major.
                  Oh I thought you meant Sturridge was injured!
                  Was muß, das muß.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by foresterbloke View Post
                    Oh I thought you meant Sturridge was injured!
                    Yeah, me too, it is what he actually said tbf
                    Like blood on iron

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                      #11
                      lallana showing sturridge up with a swift return to 'non full fitness'
                      and joel matip elegantly cruising back to melwood sporting a muscle issue.
                      top pro's
                      removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                      too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                        #12
                        Adam & Joel, useless to us over the course of the season & precisely why we need another AM & CB. These guys will break down several times this season, it is inevitable.

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                          #13
                          [ame]https://twitter.com/LFCFansCorner/status/1025413507343364102[/ame]

                          Damn
                          Like blood on iron

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                            #14
                            Yep and apart from Ings all are supposed to provide either serious competition for a starting spot or reliable backup...

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                              #15
                              I worry that lallama's last 3 injuries have all been Hamstring.

                              You hope that Gomez/Ings they just been unlucky as they were pretty major injuries, but thats a shocking amount of time out to say they have only been with us a couple of seasons.

                              Think we can absorb the Henderson injuries now we have the additions to midfield.
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                              Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                              Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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