Crockwatch

[baitman]

some reliability and availability in our squad would be nice.

1, sturridge, the undisputed king. maybe he will get back to full fitness...
2, lallana, one good klopp hug could crush him to death, but he is willing to put his life on the line for this club.
3, matip, all the manstrength of a damp rich tea biscuit. bezzy mates with the physio lads.
4, ings, a reluctant participant, but bones like soggy straws.
5, gomez. the young pretender, he has time on his side to really make an impression on this league.
6, henderson, ill fitting boots? its the way he walks, plantar fasciitis is a pain.
7, clyne, the man of mystery. secret injury?
8, oxlade, bad knee injury but he has had previous.
9, lovren, not doing enough to keep the physio boys on first name terms.


some further stuff here...

https://www.thisisanfield.com/2018/01/stats-reveal-injury-prone-players-jurgen-klopps-liverpool-squad/

[baitman]

lallana overstretched himself in a preseason jog and now misses the chester friendly.
sturridge shows up, ready to play... tick tock.

[baitman]

Matip staking his claim... some intense rivalry here

[Red_Polo]

Matip staking his claim... some intense rivalry here

Capital letter. Someone's borrowed his login.

[baitman]

Capital letter. Someone's borrowed his login.

Nah, my bloody phone does this auto-capitalisation thing

[baitman]

sturridge just speaks with keita and now hes out injured.

we need to put storage into quarantine

[Fosterbloke]

sturridge just speaks with keita and now hes out injured.

we need to put storage into quarantine

Where did you read that?

[baitman]

Where did you read that?

a neck injury. dont think its anything major.

[Fosterbloke]

a neck injury. dont think its anything major.

Oh I thought you meant Sturridge was injured!

[Red_Polo]

Oh I thought you meant Sturridge was injured!

Yeah, me too, it is what he actually said tbf

[baitman]

lallana showing sturridge up with a swift return to 'non full fitness'
and joel matip elegantly cruising back to melwood sporting a muscle issue.
top pro's

[danperkins]

Adam & Joel, useless to us over the course of the season & precisely why we need another AM & CB. These guys will break down several times this season, it is inevitable.

[Red_Polo]

[ame]https://twitter.com/LFCFansCorner/status/1025413507343364102[/ame]

Damn

[Fuzzy]

Yep and apart from Ings all are supposed to provide either serious competition for a starting spot or reliable backup...

[red g]

I worry that lallama's last 3 injuries have all been Hamstring.

You hope that Gomez/Ings they just been unlucky as they were pretty major injuries, but thats a shocking amount of time out to say they have only been with us a couple of seasons.

Think we can absorb the Henderson injuries now we have the additions to midfield.