Fernando Torres

[cream]

his debut season, Id doubt we will see the likes of again from a liverpool striker. Unbelievable.

Carroll or Torres ? That statement can apply to both players...

[Baracus]

He had everything. Left Foot, Right Foot, Headers, Volleys, Half Volleys, Sixth Pence Turn, In out Shake it all about. Torres!!!!!!!!

[kingfunk]

I'm sure we will see more of the same from Carroll next season unless we start playing a system where we allow more than one player at a time in the oppositions box.

[wavydavy]

He was atrocious again last night. His "attempts" to go past people are truly pitiful. There was one particularly funny moment halfway through the 2nd half where he powered his way goalwards only to be completely taken out fair and square by a Fulham player who took the ball and left him in a heap. An amazing decline to sit and witness.

[Gingawaria]

The commentary last night was laughable too. He had one moment last night where he turned and then failed to shoot, then they say "That looked like Torres of old, he just needed to shoot". Any other player does that and they'd be saying it was disappointing.

[Vermilion]

Di Matteo, is it possible for him to talk without using football cliches, i don't think so.

[dom9]

For me, I don't think so.

That is starting to get on my wick on here. 'For me'. Like what you say has any more relevance than any other muppet.

[Norbs]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

[Reece]

Totes

[Muddled]

'For me' is just saying 'in my opinion' in less words.

For me, in my humble opinion.

Just chillax Dom9.

[Red_Polo]

Totes

That's enough of that

(for me)

[dom9]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

Nah. Just get bored of cliches.

[Norbs]

Me too. In fact, I don't like any ex-Arsenal players

[baitman]

Me too. In fact, I don't like any ex-Arsenal players

can i tish-boom that for you

[ChesterDave]

When exactly did Torres score last? Bet Andy has scored more recently