Fernando Torres

[Muddled]

Except with a miserable cunt face.

[McDermotX]

Complete and utter cunt.


....and I don't say that lightly.

[dom9]

Complete and utter cunt.


....and I don't say that lightly.

Yeah you do.

[McDermotX]

Still, at least its in the right thread.

.........and not in a thread which was actively about his performance, in an active game being played that day, regarding an actual dog**** performance (yep......another one).

[Tee]

For a moment he was so nearly the Torres of old, then his predictably ****ty heavy second touch took the ball through to the keeper and the chance was gone. He is finished there. Actually felt a bit sorry for him because it is clear the Chavs cannot wait to see him go.

[Fredo]

I don't think he's finished. Not playing at the same level sure but finished? Not yet.

[Tee]

I don't think he's finished. Not playing at the same level sure but finished? Not yet.

Finished 'there', i.e. at Chelsea. Read it properly Nige.

[Imy]

He's had a skinhead.

[Tee]

Going for the Christian Bale (Machinist) look?

[Chris]

Improved today. He had a shot, was a great chance that he mis kicked straight in to the crowd but still, thats progress for him.

Comical for Arsenal's goal though, completely **** out of the physical battle v the Arsenal defender and Walcott scores 5 seconds later. Luckily for Chelsea it didn't cost them points.

[Lee]

[-V-]

They hate him but he's still their top scorer

[Captain Stu]

His haircut is clearly a ploy to try to regain his late Atletico form... to earn him a move to Liverpool again.



Soz Nando lad... but no.

[Bender]

Rafa after the Arsenal game:"Fernando was doing a great job," he said. "Afterwards, Demba gave us something we didn't have before.
"These people who like to quote stats and stats, they don't have any clue about what is going on.

[Tee]

Rafa after the Arsenal game:"Fernando was doing a great job," he said. "Afterwards, Demba gave us something we didn't have before.
"These people who like to quote stats and stats, they don't have any clue about what is going on.

Erm, weren't stats one of the main things Rafa used at Liverpool?