Fernando Torres

[Cleo]

Don't know if it's true or if it's been mentioned before but a mate of mine claims that the following three songs were played Wednesday at Riverside Stadium before the match:

Fernando
Money, money, money
Money for nothing

[Muddled]

At least they hit a decent track on their third attempt.

[Shackanory]

No sympathy. Nobody is held ransom against their will at any football club. He could terminate his contract tomorrow if he wanted to. 120 grand a week? Feel sorry for him? Ha, some perspective please.

I do feel sorry for him, in the same way everyone felt sorry for Rafa when it started going tits up.

[Marina]

Seeing Torres in a Liverpool kit at Gerrard's testimonial is going to be ridiculously weird. A bit like seeing Michael Owen at Carra's testimonial. I think Torres just edges it for weirdness though.

[Muddled]

I don't have the same level of hate for Torres as I reserve for Owen; I think it's to do with an over-riding emotion of pity towards Torres. I *really* want him to return to Spain and start rattling them in again.

[kev776]

I dont have any hate for either, both ex players who did well when playing for us. Now they mean nothing to me.

[Muddled]

That's very noble of you, FluxKev.

And I wish I could do the same, but Michael Owen's face makes me want to type this out with my fists.

[saj]

I don't have the same level of hate for Torres as I reserve for Owen; I think it's to do with an over-riding emotion of pity towards Torres. I *really* want him to return to Spain and start rattling them in again.

His scoring record was never really great in Spain. I think we had him at his peak plus the fact Rafa and Gerrard knew how to get the best out of him. He's just gone back to being the sulking ******* he always was.

[Daniel 7]

I want a Mascherano goal and celebration like the one against Reading.

[Lee]

That's very noble of you, FluxKev.

And I wish I could do the same, but Michael Owen's face makes me want to type this out with my fists.

Couldn't care less about Torres now. The hate went a long time ago, I don't pity him, he's just another footballer. Heck, he's been at Chelsea now for almost as long as he was with us.

Can't stand Owen though. The gob****e.

[Muddled]

His scoring record was never really great in Spain. I think we had him at his peak plus the fact Rafa and Gerrard knew how to get the best out of him. He's just gone back to being the sulking ******* he always was.

Indeed.

Luis Aragones said that Torres will never score the same goal twice ... which is looking quite prophetic now, seen as though he can't score any.

[dom9]

I want a Mascherano goal and celebration like the one against Reading.

I was there!

[Roboklopp]

I always wind my van window down and shout '******s' at the top of my voice when I drive past Stamford Bridge. At both the entrances

Whenever i go past Old Trafford I pseudo-spit repeatedly.

[Shaggy]

I've made many a ****** gesture going past Old Trafford

[Tee]

I've made many a ****** gesture going past Old Trafford