Fernando Torres

[PTP]

what must torres be thinking tho - really come on fella get a grip...david luiz, a ****ing wank defender, a clown, has picked you, a world cup winner, and decided you need his divine intervention, because you have become so ****!!

"oi...nando, quick, come here and let us prayer together before kick off"

muttering underbreath, "ffs david, not this **** again, i don't want to be here as it is, i'm already getting mocked for being ****, without having to worry about people laughing at me praying with you"

[PTP]

Also, found myself laughing at how desperate sky where to big up torres....

A while ago they wet themselves because scored...He's back....

he then went worse....

But then.....he got some good shots on target and was unlucky....thats right he's back.....

but he still hadn't scored.....

It then went, - he hasn't had a shot, but he's playing....he's nearly back....

but he still hadn't scored.....

And know its.....Wow, magnificent....he's crossed the ball, it's an assist.......He's most defo back.....

but he still hasn't scored

now ok, it's a good ball for mata's goal......but lets get one thing straight....Juan Mata 'made' that goal - he did the hard work for it....it was his good movement, superb timing and brilliant technique that scored the goal.....torres has just played a good ball into the pomo.....had mata missed, or not been there to make contact, then the ball from torres would have just been what it was, a decent ball into the box

[Nick77]

He had a great chance to score the winner but due to his lack of confidence took 1 touch too many unfortunately...

[Phoenix07]

He had a great chance to score the winner but due to his lack of confidence took 1 touch too many unfortunately...

He's done that a number of times. I remember a similar incident against Newcastle at St. James Park aka The Sports Direct Arena.

He's not taking any risks and the Chelsea midfield are so far away from him that Torres has to do more work with the ball when he has it than he normally should.

[Mostar]

No excuses.

He is a shadow of the one of the most feared strikers in PL in last 5 years and it would be the best for him to go back to where it all began Atletico.

It's time for him to go home if he wants to even remotely resurrect his playing career.

He is laughing stock now in England..

[Fierce]

Sometimes, no words are needed*




Except those ones*

And these*

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[danperkins]

what must torres be thinking tho - really come on fella get a grip...david luiz, a ****ing wank defender, a clown, has picked you, a world cup winner, and decided you need his divine intervention, because you have become so ****!!

"oi...nando, quick, come here and let us prayer together before kick off"

muttering underbreath, "ffs david, not this **** again, i don't want to be here as it is, i'm already getting mocked for being ****, without having to worry about people laughing at me praying with you"

[danperkins]

Such a childish thing to do really, i mean come the **** on.........'Let me touch your head and you'll score, and we'll do it in front of the cameras so we show everyone the force is strong in us'.

Except Torres doesn't score.......and he doesn't score.....and he dosen't score....and you both just look like a pair of idiots playing silly games instead of concentrating on the job at hand!

it's horribly embarrassing

[Shaggy]

sidlowe Sid Lowe
RT "@Futbol_Espanol: Fernando Torres tiene un total de 10 asistencias esta temporada, más que cualquier delantero de la Premier League."

sidlowe Sid Lowe
That last tweet in English: Torres has provided more assists than any striker in the Premier League

[Lee]

To be fair, it was a lovely cross that he put in yesterday.

However a £50m striker should be scoring goals. Why he took another touch yesterday when he was up against De Gea is beyond me.

[RichC]

dear ****ing lord!! The attempts to put some positive spin on his play is just ridiculous.

[Shaggy]

Not sure how 10 assists - assuming it's true of course - is "spin".

[Chazza]

Sid Lowe @sidlowe
Dear @Futbol_Espanol, you're going to have to clarify that stat! There seem to be some fairly big question marks! Jejeje

Philippe Auclair @PhilippeAuclair
@sidlowe @Futbol_Espanol Only three assists for Torres in the League this season, I believe.

[Shaggy]

Haha ...hence my "if true" caveat - I was struggling to recall many

[Chazza]

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