Fernando Torres

[Pablo]

I can't believe that grown men in their middle age posting this stuff. You're still acting like jilted teenagers.

[Norbs]

Hey Tee, if you saw him in a bar would you ask for an autograph or photo with him. I know I ****ing wouldn't the dirty chav ****bag

[dom9]

Hey Tee, if you saw him in a bar would you ask for an autograph or photo with him. I know I ****ing wouldn't the dirty chav ****bag

Yet more evidence of your teenage mental age.

I don't think there is a single person on this or any other planet of whom I would a photo or autograph.

[Tee]

Hey Tee, if you saw him in a bar would you ask for an autograph or photo with him. I know I ****ing wouldn't the dirty chav ****bag

No chance. If I saw him in a bar I would probably buy the cunt a drink. Obviously I would piss in it.

[Tee]

Yet more evidence of your teenage mental age.

I don't think there is a single person on this or any other planet of whom I would a photo or autograph.

Really? Not even a legend like Stevie or King Kenny? I don't do autographs or hassle celebs if I see them, but these 2 would be exceptions for me.

[McDermotX]

To be fair, if someone from another planet was offering to be in a photograph.....I think I'd want it.

[dom9]

Really? Not even a legend like Stevie or King Kenny? I don't do autographs or hassle celebs if I see them, but these 2 would be exceptions for me.

Nope. Definitely not.

To be fair, if someone from another planet was offering to be in a photograph.....I think I'd want it.

I might think about it for a split second, and I might take a picture of them without them knowing, but I don't think I would ask them to pose for it. Unless they were incredibly extravagant or something.

[Norbs]

Yet more evidence of your teenage mental age.

I don't think there is a single person on this or any other planet of whom I would a photo or autograph.

That last bit again, in English

[Norbs]

No chance. If I saw him in a bar I would probably buy the cunt a drink. Obviously I would piss in it.

Right answer

[dom9]

That last bit again, in English

You know what I meant.

[Norbs]

I didn't otherwise I wouldn't have asked. Take a photo of or be in a photo with?

[fah-q]

What if it was an Ocelot from another planet rather than a person?

[lickedlollipop]

Liverpoolesque Torres header that one.

[Roboklopp]

How's this character doing?

[RichC]

4 games 1 goal so far.