James Milner

[S-RED]

Yeah, but he was never supposed to be playing this many minutes in games.

We dropped the ball on recruitment & he is being relied upon too much

[The_weatherman]

Klopp is ****ing up the whole season for Milner. Really infuriating.

[Irishnev]

He’s done at this level and it’s sad to see how far off it he is

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[Doc_Piptorious]

He may be super fit, but he is pretty slow accelerating from a standstill.

I think he can do "a job", and is probably more useful than Ox, but I dont think he is going to be starting many games.

I dont fancy him against a pacey winger, for sure.

If noone else is coming in then I would rather keep him.

I would as long as the ref does not see how he stops the winger.

[baitman]

Maybe excelling at the lactate test means he produces more milk

[Norbs]

I don't think I'd choose that wording in a Moonpig card

[Charly]

He may be super fit, but he is pretty slow accelerating from a standstill.

I think he can do "a job", and is probably more useful than Ox, but I dont think he is going to be starting many games.

I dont fancy him against a pacey winger, for sure.

If noone else is coming in then I would rather keep him.

[Pablo]

Milner is looking insanely lean and vascular right now. I was watching this video of him playing golf and it's hard to focus on anything other than how vainy he is

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[Angryred]

If Milner is the lactate test monster that he is then why does it look like his legs have "gone" when in a match

Exactly!...That guy needs to be tested for steriods after those lactate tests!

[baitman]

If Milner is the lactate test monster that he is then why does it look like his legs have "gone" when in a match

[SB]

So a flat track bully then!

He probably trains in preparation for the lactate test.

[Angryred]

He got in early against the kids before the rest of the squad returned

So a flat track bully then!

[SB]

Lactate test winner again, beast level fitness.

He got in early against the kids before the rest of the squad returned

[dizzycat]

Lactate test winner again, beast level fitness.

[BigChief]

Amazing servant to be honest. He's outdone Aguero, David Silva, Fernandino, Kompany, Sterling and many more by winning the PL with TWO clubs and the CL.

Maybe Bluemoon can get their anti-CAS lawyers to claim half of the CL trophy through him.

And the bus of course. Never forget the bus. :candle: