Christian Benteke

[RedReet]

Won the peno though!

Different game.

[Buzzo]

Scored a hat-trick for Belgium. First goal came after 7 seconds.

We should totally sign this guy.

[Pablo]

He's a very good centre-forward. I don't think that's ever been up for debate. Not by me anyway.

[Fosterbloke]

Why the **** is he making runs into the box after he's left us? Cunt.

[Fivex]

Why the **** is he making runs into the box after he's left us? Cunt.

Why this faux hard man act all the time?

[Fosterbloke]

Why this faux hard man act all the time?

Wat? Since when had swearing been exclusively tied to being or trying to be hard?

[dom9]

Swearing is an artform. Use sparingly to be effective. Or combine with wit and humour.

Otherwise it comes across as a bit early teenage try-hard. Definitely not hard-man though.

When swearing is witless, bad and constant, it's often quite excruciating to read, and frequently results in the ignore function being activated.

Innit.

[Le Chef]

Swearing is an artform. Use sparingly to be effective. Or combine with wit and humour.

Otherwise it comes across as a bit early teenage try-hard. Definitely not hard-man though.

When swearing is witless, bad and constant, it's often quite excruciating to read, and frequently results in the ignore function being activated.

Innit.

Full kit ******

[dom9]

See, that's almost funny.

[rudedog]

See, that's almost funny.

That should be your catchphrase

[Le Chef]

See, that's almost funny.

[BillobShaisley]

Why the **** is he making runs into the box after he's left us? Cunt.

He's playing in a team that pass the ****ing ball to him.

[RedReet]

Is there a bigger cert in football this week than Benteke scoring against us?

****er always did well against us anyway, but he'll be out to prove as point and will no doubt be gifted one from a set-piece.

[danperkins]

He'll be well up for it alright. Palace are a huge side, with our kryptonite you can be guaranteed we'll be bombarded with crosses, long balls & set pieces into the danger areas.

[redmike65]

Liverpool are going to have to work hard to keep the ball high up the pitch and avoid giving away cheap frees inside their own half (and corners obviously!)