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    He is pretty good at receiving balls in the box though
    Oh triffic......so while you're up the road jollying it up, it's touch your toes time for Rodney

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      Originally posted by maxwellbaxter View Post
      He is pretty good at receiving balls in the box though
      Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde

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        What horse****. Klopp is Protestant.
        Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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          Wtf

          The bull**** rumors I saw related to not taking our special training ingredient I think we were so broke his loan fee covered Kabak’s one......nothing more sinister than that

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            Originally posted by Rafa Justice View Post
            Its utter, utter bull**** of the highest but, since you asked....

            That Minamino was shagging Klopps son and that's why he was bombed out to Southampton. Klopp being Catholic religious, and with some players (Muslim) has split the squad as the rest are progressive thinkers and don't care about same sex relations.

            As I said, absolute bollocks.


            Wasnt expecting that!!!
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              The rumour I heard is he was not willing to accept his asthma diagnosis!!

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                Originally posted by kingfunk View Post
                The rumour I heard is he was not willing to accept his asthma diagnosis!!
                Unless the medication is by way of suppository?
                One tit for another.

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                  Originally posted by BigChief View Post
                  Unless the medication is by way of suppository?
                  Suspicions were raised when he was told the initiation into the team was 14 pellets of caffeine up the rectum.

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                    Originally posted by kingfunk View Post
                    The rumour I heard is he was not willing to accept his asthma diagnosis!!
                    So we want our players to have asthma so they can get special medication? Is that the rumour? I think they need to start doping quick to get some energy back.
                    Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde

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                      Originally posted by Rafa Justice View Post
                      Its utter, utter bull**** of the highest but, since you asked....

                      That Minamino was shagging Klopps son and that's why he was bombed out to Southampton. Klopp being Catholic religious, and with some players (Muslim) has split the squad as the rest are progressive thinkers and don't care about same sex relations.

                      As I said, absolute bollocks.

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                        Ffs, not what we need

                        [ame]https://twitter.com/cc_eckner/status/1369227268602597386[/ame]
                        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                          Swap Low for Klopp
                          Oh I don't know.

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                            Originally posted by dom9 View Post
                            Swap Low for Klopp


                            I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.


                            Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness

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                              That's a low blow

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                                Whenever I think of Joachim Low, I can’t move past the footage of him picking a booger and eating it.

                                So it’s a ‘no’ from me.

                                FWIW, think about Klopps personality. I don’t see him wanting to leave Liverpool on the back of a terrible season. I think he will want to regroup for next year. All his comments yesterday were a message to the 1st team squad saying, “if you don’t want to be at Liverpool because there might not be Champions League football next season, then I already don’t want you”.

                                I don’t see him going from that point to leaving himself.

                                He is invested in what is going on. Unless he is sacked, I think he will see out his contract.
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