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    #76
    Shots of man with receding hairline sitting on a balcony.

    Bowler bowls. Batter hits it. One run.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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      #77
      Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
      Bowler bowled. Batter hit with his bit of wood. Fielder runs after ball. Batters run up and down the pitch in opposite directions.

      2 runs.

      End of over: 3 for no wicket.

      1 batter's got 2, 1's got 1.
      Sounds bloody painful that
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        #78
        Lots of waiting around then...

        Bowler bowls. Batter hits it. Ball hits his padding and trickles away. No run.
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        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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          #79
          More hanging around thankfully, otherwise I wouldn't have time to wait 30 seconds between posts.

          Bowler bowls. I missed what happened. It doesn't matter anyway. No run.
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          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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            #80
            With commentary of this high level I'm shocked you haven't been poached by TMS.
            "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
            -- William Blake

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              #81
              Bowler bowls. Batter misses it. It hits his leg and the ball runs to the edge of the field. 4 runs.
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              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                #82
                Bowler bowls. Batter hits it in the air. Catcher doesn't catch it. Two runs.
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                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                  #83
                  Bowler bowls. Batter hits it on the ground to the same catcher as before. he stops the ball but because it bounced the batter isn't out. No run.
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                  Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                    #84
                    Originally posted by dww View Post
                    With commentary of this high level I'm shocked you haven't been poached by TMS.
                    We're in talks.

                    Bowler bowls. Batter hits it. 1 run.
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                    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                      #85
                      Bowler bowls. Batter hits it into the ground. Bowler waves his hands in what appears to be anguish. No run.
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                      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                        #86
                        11-0 after 4 overs.
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                        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                          #87
                          1. Bowler bowls. Batter misses. No run.
                          2. Bowler bowls. Batter hits it. Catcher throws ball at the sticks and hits them. Ice-cream man mimes a square. Instant replays. Batter not out. One run.
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                          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                            #88
                            Everyone having lie down after all that excitement.
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                            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                              #89
                              stop The Commentary
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                                #90
                                3. Bowler bowls. Batter hits ball. Catcher stops it. No run.
                                4. Bowler bowls. Batter hits ball. Catcher stops it. Batters argue over whether to run but decide to. 1 run..
                                5. Bowler bowls. Batter lifts his bit of wood in the air. Keeper catches ball. No run.
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                                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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