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    #91
    Originally posted by DeeGame View Post
    stop The Commentary


    I was going to but now I'll carry on.

    6. Bowler bowls. Something might have happened.

    13-0 after 5 overs.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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      #92
      Originally posted by DeeGame View Post
      stop The Commentary
      Sorry, are you recording it to watch it later then?
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      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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        #93
        I admire your tenacity Neil. The younger generation could learn alot from you....

        Slow day in the world of focus groups by any chance?
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          #94
          1. Bowler bowls. Batter misses it and it hits his leg. Catchers behind him wave their hands in the air and shout. The ice-cream man shakes his head. No run.
          2. Bowler bowls. Batter hits it. Catcher stops it. No run.
          3. Bowler bowls. Batter hits it. Ball runs to the edge of the field. 4 runs.
          4. Bowler bowls. Batter hits it. Ball runs to the edge of the field. 4 runs.
          5. Bowler bowls. Batter ignores it. Keeper catches it. No run.
          6. Oops, I must have missed one.
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          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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            #95
            Originally posted by captainfog View Post
            I admire your tenacity Neil. The younger generation could learn alot from you....

            Slow day in the world of focus groups by any chance?
            That's amazing. How did you know?
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            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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              #96
              OK, I'm making a coffee. I'll update you all later. Probably nothing will happen unless it does.
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              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                #97
                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                OK, I'm making a coffee. I'll update you all later. Probably nothing will happen unless it does.
                Wheres you manners?

                you did not even offer to make me a cup of coffee
                In Rafa I Trust

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by DeeGame View Post
                  Wheres you manners?

                  you did not even offer to make me a cup of coffee
                  Would you like an espresso?
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                  Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                    #99
                    23-0. 7 and a bit overs.

                    Lots of standing around. I've just noticed there are two ice-cream men on the pitch. The batter just hit the ball hard. Some people in the crowd start waving pieces of card that say '4'. I wonder why. It's far too cold for them to be fanning themselves.
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                    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                      29-0. This is really boring.
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                      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                        29-0. This is really boring.


                        I wish I was watching it but sadly I'm not. I will be at about 3pm, though...by which time we should be about 50-0.
                        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                          By then I shall be watching Il Giro.
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                          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                            32 runs. No wickets. Some bloke called Extras has scored 9 runs. Don't know which of the batters he is though.
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                            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                              Bowler bowls/batter hits/catcher runs/batters run/something happens/crowd mutter/shots of grey-haired men indoors.
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                              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                                According to Polo's post counting techniques this is my 111th post since yesterday. Fittingly I'm going to stop posting on this thread for a few minutes at least.
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                                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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