Aussie Open Tennis

[Slim]

Anybody watching? Plenty of coverage on 5 Live Sports Extra and the BBC Red Button.

Murray is in action shortly, but tomorrow it's Federer v Safin which should be a cracker, followed by Dokic v lovely Caroline Wozniacki.

[Slim]

Oh and Venus Williams has just gone out.

[Guest]

Oh and Venus Williams has just gone out.

[Slim]

Murray now a set and a break up. He is coasting it.

[Scratch]

This forum is for proper sports like darts and wrestling, not wussy sports like tennis!

[Elvoz]

2 bets 2 winners

dokic wins

[Slim]

This forum is for proper sports like darts and wrestling, not wussy sports like tennis!

Fed v Safin now should be a belter.

[Slim]

Federer is winning surprisingly easily.

Ana Invanovic is out though

Since she won the French Open and went to world number one for a while last year she has been poor. She struggled at Wimbledon, the US Open and now here.

[Reece]

Ana Invanovic is out though

Since she won the French Open and went to world number one for a while last year she has been poor. She struggled at Wimbledon, the US Open and now here.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

She needs me to console* her


























*caress

[Slim]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

She needs me to console* her


























*caress

Look Reg I already told you during Wimbledon, I saw her first!

[Reece]

Pah! 22nd Feb - I'll fight you for her

[Slim]

Pah! 22nd Feb - I'll fight you for her

You're on!

[Reece]

Wait, 2 questions:

1) How big are you (no homo)?
2) How many mates will you have with you?

[Slim]

Wait, 2 questions:

1) How big are you (no homo)?
2) How many mates will you have with you?

1) 6 foot
2) 1 - but I'll kick your ass on my own.

[Reece]

Hmmmm. I'll tell you what, I'll just have the sloppy seconds