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  • Helios Creed
    Est's Streaker
    • Jul 2006
    • 13765

    #61
    Originally posted by PeteBest
    Now now. He was apparently 'snoring' when someone found him lying next to his car.

    I love the nieghbour who can definitively rule out use of any kind of drugs using his sense of smell.

    Also amazing that he wasn't tested for drink or drugs by the police... The Florida police must either be really nice or not as eager to nick a mega-rich black superstar as we're used to. Maybe it's the Obama effect.

    The most likely explanation is that he drove away while under the influence of something and crashed. She had to smash a window to get him out of the car. The police seem unusually helpfull though...

    Maybe she poisoned him?

    Maybe he took an overdose?

    Maybe she attacked him with a club and the accident was faked?

    I doubt if we'll ever know and the police seem quite tight-lipped too.

    Move on there's nothing to see here.
    Last edited by Helios Creed; 04-12-09, 09:51 PM.

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    • Shaggy
      Unidentified Rascal
      • Jul 2006
      • 135533

      #62
      It's fairly intriguing. Maybe one day they'll make a film about it...
      Thanks very much for being

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      • captainfog
        Lord Anthony Rivers
        • Dec 2006
        • 30746

        #63
        I reckon he was drunk and someone has been paid off.
        https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

        https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

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        • Leyton388
          aka liverpooltj
          • Jul 2007
          • 26044

          #64
          LOL Tiger putting in the wrong hole!

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          • javier_monsterano
            Hodgsoned
            • Oct 2009
            • 1658

            #65
            I read a headline about tiger taking sleeping pills/sex drug.
            2 in 1??
            would explain the falling asleep behind the wheel.

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            • Helios Creed
              Est's Streaker
              • Jul 2006
              • 13765

              #66
              I saw a bit of the golf this weekend - was that car parked in the middle of the lake Tiger's?

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              • Joe King
                Hodgsoned
                • Aug 2007
                • 19387

                #67
                Originally posted by Helios Creed
                I saw a bit of the golf this weekend - was that car parked in the middle of the lake Tiger's?
                Was it like dying in a slow coma?

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                • Helios Creed
                  Est's Streaker
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 13765

                  #68
                  Originally posted by Joe King
                  Was it like dying in a slow coma?
                  it was only on SSN - worryingly it seemed quite exciting.

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                  • Pablo
                    Anti-Antipodeanite
                    • May 2007
                    • 25808

                    #69
                    Originally posted by Helios Creed
                    I saw a bit of the golf this weekend - was that car parked in the middle of the lake Tiger's?

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                    • javier_monsterano
                      Hodgsoned
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 1658

                      #70
                      Tiger linked to porn star and a british television presenter.

                      Lucky ****er

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                      • Guest

                        #71
                        I expect Nike and some of his other sponsors to dump him any time soon.

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                        • Harv
                          Randy Marsh
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 26280

                          #72
                          this just keeps getting better and better
                          "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                          "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                          • Scratch
                            If you fail once....
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 7885

                            #73
                            Originally posted by PeteBest
                            I expect Nike and some of his other sponsors to dump him any time soon.
                            I don't, cos in 6 months time this will have blown over, his missus will still be with him, and he'll be back winning titles.

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                            • Baracus
                              Roggy
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 7307

                              #74
                              Originally posted by Scratch
                              I don't, cos in 6 months time this will have blown over, his missus will still be with him, and he'll be back winning titles.
                              People forget what happened to Beckham, he had an affair and still went on to make millions, the sponsors did not care. As long as he is winning and not taking drugs he will still rake it in.

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                              • Pablo
                                Anti-Antipodeanite
                                • May 2007
                                • 25808

                                #75
                                The British TV presenter is apparently Kirsty Gallagher judging by a quick google. Wouldnt have suspected her, thought she was a little classier than that.

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