Wimbledon 2011

[Gibbo]

that Lisicki is quite the woman

I have a new crush. Sabine Lisicki

I can't really point the finger on it but I think she's well wild in the sack.

[Norbs]

Nadal's MRI showed no serious problems

No ****

Bought him enough time though to unsettle his opponent

[Gibbo]

This end of second set is very tense, Lisicki was 3 match points up now level at 5-5

[Shaggy]

No ****

Bought him enough time though to unsettle his opponent

Incredible how many 'injuries' Nadal picks up at the most convenient of moments. And no-one says anything.

[JohnDoe]

This is why Wozniacki is number 1. Tour is filled with mental midgets. Lisicki ****s all over her in terms of talent, but just choked that second set away.

Really hope she wins.

[Craig_H]

Bartoli's ball-bouncing 'dance' and service action is ****ing hilarious.

[JohnDoe]

Bartoli's ball-bouncing 'dance' and service action is ****ing hilarious.

She is total muck. I can't stand watching her play, it's embarrassing when she wins.

[kingfunk]

I said it before and il say it again, Pironkova is

Pironkova v Sharapova Final?

I do enjoy the tennis too, just saying.

[Shaggy]

Is Ana Ivanovic out? Presume she is. She always is. No-one touches her. She's ****ing divine.

[kingfunk]

She is indeed devine.

[kingfunk]

Oh well Pironkova is out

[Muddled]

There is lots of K's and Ova's in the women's quarter finals, I've no idea who's who really, I've lost any small interest I had in the women's tennis, other than to ogle.

As for Azarenka, she is boiling my piss - I can understand the odd grunt for a shot, but that 'noise' she makes on *every* shot irrirtates the **** out of me.

Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [to fade]

[Arn]

Incredible how many 'injuries' Nadal picks up at the most convenient of moments. And no-one says anything.

He should have been disqualified. You can't have one rule for the top players and one for the rest.

I could have understood if he needed a minute or two extra put never five. That is well over the top.

What will it be next, 20 or 30 minutes?

[Gibbo]

Tsonga 1 set down but 4-3 up in games on the second set, I like Federer but Tsonga has grown on me.

Pippa Middleton

[Muddled]

Djokovic having a bit of a 'mare in the second set, sure he will come good though.