England's Summer Of Cricket against New Zealand and AUSTRALIA!

[Sarb]

I went to Karting with a few friends and family about a year ago (some Groupon offer). A few people turned up with their own helmets. As normal, we just took the p*ss "ooh, look at them, serious Karters".

So then we pick up the helmets at the place, put them on and they are soaked through with other peoples sweat. It was disgusting, the worst smell and worst feeling ever.

[Chazza]

Brilliant, thanks mate

[Shaggy]

Bresnan gone first ball

[Alex]

Bresnan you absolute tosser

[Chazza]

In the side to lengthen the batting line up

[Shaggy]

**** isn't he. He'd better do something with the ball.

[Chazza]

Thing is if it doesn't swing then he is likely to offer **** all.

He might bore the Aussie's into giving a wicket away I suppose.

[Alex]

Jimmy with a 4

[Chazza]

Haddin should have dived for that.

No need Anderson goes next ball.

[Alex]

Jimmy with another 4. Hes going mental

[RichC]

Well we're not getting to 350 are we

[Chazza]

Did Broad get booed when he came out?

They booed Anderson yesterday thinking it was him.

[Alex]

***Kiss of Death***

I think these two can drag us to 340ish

[Shaggy]

341 already, rattling along. Great stuff from these two.

[Chazza]

Could be very valuable.