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    Originally posted by Alex View Post
    Corporate sell out.
    I am for today and I don't mind

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      Large Breasted Woman, or, Large Bat Waiver

      Depending on the context
      Football without Origi is nothing

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        the first one but I am still none the wiser

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          Leg before wicket - basically the ball hits your pad inline with the wickets without hitting with the bat first means you're out!!

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            I cant believe how rubbish the batting has been. We're utterly appalling. Where is Hussey when you need him. Someone that can just dig in and battle his arse off all day.:

            **** the lot of them off, especially Watson the ****ing powderpuff cunt. Someone should take a knife to the back of his hamstrings. Finally finish him off the big girl.
            Last edited by Reece; 20-07-13, 08:37 AM.
            "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

            "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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              Lovely.
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              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                Now that's sledging !

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                  Originally posted by rcasemore View Post
                  Now that's sledging !
                  Sledging:
                  My grandma could bat better with a stick of rhubarb.
                  Being a cunt:
                  Someone should take a knife to the back of his hamstrings.
                  The difference is very subtle.

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                    The average first innings score at Lords is approximately 375, so our first innings total was not that small.
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                      Originally posted by EwarWoo View Post
                      Sledging:


                      Being a cunt:


                      The difference is very subtle.


                      Although the misogyny and homophobia is a dead giveaway.
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                      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                        Originally posted by captainfog View Post
                        The average first innings score at Lords is approximately 375, so our first innings total was not that small.
                        Unlike England's second innings total, unless Belly and Broady ride to the rescue again.
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                        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                          Originally posted by Trippendicular View Post
                          It's depressing. I honestly don't think the England team is much better in terms of ability
                          Really..?!

                          Only Clarke would get in the England team IMO. Yes they're weak mentally but ultimately IMO it boils down to a gulf in ability.
                          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                            Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                            Really..?!

                            Only Clarke would get in the England team IMO. Yes they're weak mentally but ultimately IMO it boils down to a gulf in ability.
                            I agree, maybe Pattinson or Harris would get in ahead of someone like Bresnan. But apart from Clarke in ahead of Bairstow the England selectors wouldn't take any of the Australian side.

                            We are playing poorly and still winning. When we start batting well we'll absolutely annihilate them.
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                              Originally posted by captainfog View Post
                              I agree, maybe Pattinson or Harris would get in ahead of someone like Bresnan. But apart from Clarke in ahead of Bairstow the England selectors wouldn't take any of the Australian side.

                              We are playing poorly and still winning. When we start batting well we'll absolutely annihilate them.


                              I was looking at the scorecards from the last series down under, when they had a stronger side but we batted well. 500-1, 650-4 declared etc....we won 3-1 and IIRC every game we won we won by an innings. Bat like that again and it will be a total destruction.
                              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                                Originally posted by rcasemore View Post
                                Off to Lords, should be a cracking 3rd day.
                                Lucky ****er! Another day at the Test ffs!
                                Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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