The Ashes

[Alex]

I dont care what the rest of you jaded ****ers say, tomorrow is the start of summer for me. First home test

[captainfog]

"not a relevant question" haha **** off Cook.

[dww]

I dont care what the rest of you jaded ****ers say, tomorrow is the start of summer for me. First home test

Someone, somewhere is optimistic about something

[Buzzo]

It's like 5 year olds FFS.

'Alistair, why will you not go out to play with Kevin'?

Stop being such an utter tart Cook, man up, answer some questions and do whats best for the team as opposed to getting involved in all this bollocks.

So far then, nobody is admitting to being against KP's involvement. Its a farce.

[Shaggy]

Hope Cook gets out for a duck. Prick.

[dww]

I think being England captain has ruined him, slightly as a player but almost totally as a personality.

[Shaggy]

I think being England captain has ruined him, slightly as a player but almost totally as a personality.

Definitely. His interviews are excruciating...right down to the way he speaks.

Gillespie to be interviewed for the job. Go on Dizzy!

[RichC]

I hope he takes it but I'm not convinced he'll jump at the role considering the current state of our set up

[EwarWoo]

Hope Cook gets out for a duck. Prick.

You don't need to hope for that one, it's more likely than not.

[Buzzo]

The Kiwis stick England in to bat.

Cook and Lyth opening.

England: Alastair Cook (capt), Adam Lyth, Gary Ballance, Ian Bell, Joe Root, Moeen Ali, Ben Stokes, Jos Buttler (wk), Mark Wood, Stuart Broad, James Anderson.

New Zealand: Tom Latham, Martin Guptill, Kane Williamson, Ross Taylor, Brendon McCullum (capt), Corey Anderson, BJ Watling, Mark Craig, Tim Southee, Matt Henry, Trent Boult.

[Buzzo]

Lyth gone for 7.

[Alex]

Thats a long old batting line up we have.

[Buzzo]

I don't see that team taking 20 wickets easily.

[Alex]

COLLPASE with a capital COLLAPSE

[Chris]

Get the **** in!! Have that Cook you horrible, cowardly, gutless cunt!!