The Golf Thread

[Shaggy]

Haha I had no idea they were ****ing with the format like that. What a joke. It'll surely die on its arse.

[Buzzo]

Is that what 'shotgun starts' means? How does that work then..

Something like this?

Rule 2.

i. Field is split into teams of 4 players.

ii. Players choose 1 (one) selected club from golf bag.

ii. Players wield selected club as weapon and commence fight to death towards nominated tee. Maximum 3 competitors.

iii. Survivors commence match play.

iiii. Additional point(s) if random political prisoner harmed on way to tee.

[wiw]

Something like this?

Rule 2.

i. Field is split into teams of 4 players.

ii. Players choose 1 (one) selected club from golf bag.

ii. Players wield selected club as weapon and commence fight to death towards nominated tee. Maximum 3 competitors.

iii. Survivors commence match play.

iiii. Additional point(s) if random political prisoner harmed on way to tee.

now that I'd watch

[Buzzo]

now that I'd watch

I'm thinking putter?

[wiw]

I'm thinking putter?

I think you could cave someone's head in fairly swiftly with one decisive blow, especially those funky spiky looking ones they use now, but even the pointy end of a Scotty Cameron would do the trick. Bryson and other long putter users may have to adjust their fighting stance to get the correct purchase however

[Buzzo]

I think you could cave someone's head in fairly swiftly with one decisive blow, especially those funky spiky looking ones they use now, but even the pointy end of a Scotty Cameron would do the trick. Bryson and other long putter users may have to adjust their fighting stance to get the correct purchase however

I'm already warming to this new format. Good point on the extended putters, decent for defence ****e for offence.

Might put myself forward as a potential pundit?

[Harv]

shafts would be too long, they'd bend for sure as you wrapped it around Micklesons fat head.

2 iron all the way for me with an extra stiff shaft (ooo errrr)

[Pablo]

I'm watching the LIV thing now (its free on Youtube), and it is pure cringe so far. Mickleson also looks like he's been living rough for the last few months.

[Pablo]

[ame="https://youtu.be/-exyLWw5pq8"]June 9: LIV Golf Invitational London - Round 1 - YouTube[/ame]

[Pablo]

Sergio Garcia is captain of the "Fireballs" team

It's not a pub quiz FFS.

[Shaggy]

Lol have some of that you cunts

[ame]https://twitter.com/eamonlynch/status/1534892998407950336[/ame]

[Buzzo]

Sergio Garcia is captain of the "Fireballs" team

It's not a pub quiz FFS.

This bit is atrocious. What is the buy in? How do you get behind one of the teams? Who. Cares.

[Pablo]

They had no choice but to do that really. Most of them had already resigned anyway.

Some of them don't even seem to be phased by possibly missing out on the Ryder Cup. Pure greed.

[Pablo]

I'm about an hour in:

Cringy team names
A weird team format that you don't care about with pub quiz team names
A baffling leaderboard system with stupid meaningless team avatars
"Blink" time which is basically just some quick highlights.
Nauseating attempts by the commentators to constantly big up the event as something groundbreaking.

So far it is a middle aged mans attempt to come up with something the kids will think is cool.

[Shaggy]

They're all washed up wank anyway. Who's the highest ranked? Must be DJ ranked 15. ****ing Poulter, McDowell, Westwood, Kaymer ...not one of them bar DJ will be missed.