The Golf Thread

[Shaggy]

Is this the golf thread now?

Love this. 92 footer to win the tournament...

[ame]https://twitter.com/GolfBet/status/1490351757599387652[/ame]

[Pablo]

What a putt

Golf is a bit of a mess now. PGA Tour, European DP Tour, and now this breakaway Asian tour thing. It's going to be interesting to see where it all leads.

Did you see Nicolai Højgaard's win by the way? He's only 20 and that's his 2nd DP Tour win already. He looks an insanely good talent. He's also got a twin brother, Rasmus, who has already won 3 times on the European Tour.

Along with Hovlaand (my favourite golfer these days), they are the future of our Ryder Cup team

[Shaggy]

And my favourite player Jon Rahm! He's still only 27. Unbelievable player, unbelievable consistency. His numbers are insane.

[Liverpool]

Covid depending I should hopefully be going to masters Sunday this year

[Shaggy]

Ooof

How you managed that? You can be a 'patron' cunt

[Liverpool]

Ooof

How you managed that? You can be a 'patron' cunt

I asked someone who has access to tickets on ST in exchange for Anfield tickets. Surprisingly straightforward

Going to have a tshirt and a chair on the edge of the 18th with 'top patron' on it

We are due to play City that weekend which will probably be 4pm on the Sunday and no phones on the course should be interesting.

[Pablo]

I asked someone who has access to tickets on ST in exchange for Anfield tickets. Surprisingly straightforward

Going to have a tshirt and a chair on the edge of the 18th with 'top patron' on it

We are due to play City that weekend which will probably be 4pm on the Sunday and no phones on the course should be interesting.

That's amazing. I'm jealous. Be prepared to be knackered if you're walking the course, it's way hillier than it looks on TV.

Ah yes Shaggy of course fat arse John Rahm too, he's ****ing class.

It's just good to see some top Europeans coming through again, I'd bin Sergio, Westwood, Poulter etc all off now as potential wildcards. The US team is stacked and we have to accept we might lose a few in a row but we need to bring the next generation through.

[Shaggy]

I asked someone who has access to tickets on ST in exchange for Anfield tickets. Surprisingly straightforward

Going to have a tshirt and a chair on the edge of the 18th with 'top patron' on it

We are due to play City that weekend which will probably be 4pm on the Sunday and no phones on the course should be interesting.

Amazing, although being totally cut off from the City game will be a killer.

Going all that way just for the Sunday?

[Harv]

I asked someone who has access to tickets on ST in exchange for Anfield tickets. Surprisingly straightforward

Going to have a tshirt and a chair on the edge of the 18th with 'top patron' on it

We are due to play City that weekend which will probably be 4pm on the Sunday and no phones on the course should be interesting.

Can you ask Kev to let me back in. Flake deleted me months ago for having the audacity to tell someone who basically invested their lifesavings into one of the dumbest stock plays of all time, that he was a complete ****ing idiot and to sell it immediately as he was going to ruin his families lives.

I hope the guy listened to me before i got deleted as he's probably 80% down now.

[Liverpool]

That's amazing. I'm jealous. Be prepared to be knackered if you're walking the course, it's way hillier than it looks on TV.

Yeah i've heard that, going to be a long day and probably try see in the course in order before getting a spot on 17th and chilling

Amazing, although being totally cut off from the City game will be a killer.

Going all that way just for the Sunday?

Yep, going to be a go places for 3-4 days before and after to make it worthwhile. Thinking New Orleans/New York, then Florida/Miami.

Can you ask Kev to let me back in. Flake deleted me months ago for having the audacity to tell someone who basically invested their lifesavings into one of the dumbest stock plays of all time, that he was a complete ****ing idiot and to sell it immediately as he was going to ruin his families lives.

I hope the guy listened to me before i got deleted as he's probably 80% down now.

Er good luck with that, I don't want to get booted before I get tickets

[Harv]

Yeah i've heard that, going to be a long day and probably try see in the course in order before getting a spot on 17th and chilling



Yep, going to be a go places for 3-4 days before and after to make it worthwhile. Thinking New Orleans/New York, then Florida/Miami.

Er good luck with that, I don't want to get booted before I get tickets

****house

[Shaggy]

Wow. **** off Phil.

[ame]https://twitter.com/HarryTellsJokes/status/1494416559435096072[/ame]

[RichC]

What he means is it's a once in a lifetime opportunity to trouser some insane money which is enough to turn a blind eye to the issues he's mentioned.

Disappointing doesn't quite cover it.

[Liverpool]

Shouldn't be a drop zone on that 17th hole, just keep teeing off until you avoid the water

[wiw]

Shouldn't be a drop zone on that 17th hole, just keep teeing off until you avoid the water

that would be good to watch.

Can't believe there are still some guys missing from the drop zone