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    [ame]https://twitter.com/Luke_Elvy/status/1649333460493012992[/ame]

    ****ing hell.

    the 9th on the East course is going to be ****ed for 6mths after this
    "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

    "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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      Jesus what the **** is that
      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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        Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
        Jesus what the **** is that
        Some DJ set at the end of the round right on the fairway

        thousands of chicks with absolutely no interest in golf buying tickets to see this DJ. It was absolutely packed apparently.

        My own local ****ing course that ive played at since i was 13!! and i couldn't get a ticket for love nor money

        Glad to see they didnt score too low. Ive always thought it was a pretty tough course in parts, would've dented the old ego if they all went around -20
        "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

        "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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          [ame]https://twitter.com/LIVGolfNation/status/1649981923760959488[/ame]

          "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

          "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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            [ame]https://twitter.com/livgolf_league/status/1650000027941744641[/ame]

            M&M blaring as you're trying to tee off?

            No thanks
            "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

            "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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              Originally posted by Harv View Post
              https://twitter.com/livgolf_league/s...00027941744641

              M&M blaring as you're trying to tee off?

              No thanks
              I'm all for reducing the horrendous stuffiness in golf, and am ok with crowds making more noise, but ****ing music playing while they hit their shots?!
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                I'm all for reducing the horrendous stuffiness in golf, and am ok with crowds making more noise, but ****ing music playing while they hit their shots?!
                Its crazy isn't it.

                The fact they can all seem to nail shots despite the music blaring in the background makes the ones that go mental at someone for coughing as they're lining up a bit soft
                "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                  [ame]https://twitter.com/TeamGolfGods/status/1649990001499975681[/ame]

                  Imagine playing that hole afterwards ffs

                  You'd be waiting 30 minutes for them to clean it all up, then have to putt on a beer soaked green
                  "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                  "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                    They’ll be throwing piss if it came over here
                    Hello mert.

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                      It's so contrived and ****

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                        Originally posted by Harv View Post
                        Its crazy isn't it.

                        The fact they can all seem to nail shots despite the music blaring in the background makes the ones that go mental at someone for coughing as they're lining up a bit soft
                        Modifying post.

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                          Originally posted by Harv View Post
                          https://twitter.com/TeamGolfGods/sta...90001499975681

                          Imagine playing that hole afterwards ffs

                          You'd be waiting 30 minutes for them to clean it all up, then have to putt on a beer soaked green
                          : it’s so bizarre. Also, It’s like £6-7 for a beer here. Zero chance I’m launching a full pint.
                          Modifying post.

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                            Wow what the ****

                            [ame]https://twitter.com/Garywilliams1Up/status/1666082794991403010[/ame]
                            Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                              Wonder how those who turned down hundreds of millions will be feeling.
                              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                                WTF! What does that even mean?

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