Bad Joke Thread Vol 2

[Chiccada]

Joke from original thread:

Two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says: "blimey its hot in here"

The other muffin says: "aaaaargh!!! a talking muffin!!!!!!".

Joke for new thread:

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry.

[captainfog]

Joke from original thread:

Two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says: "blimey its hot in here"

The other muffin says: "aaaaargh!!! a talking muffin!!!!!!".

Joke for new thread:

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry.

keep 'em coming - stick on jokes that were on the old thread - I still shed a salty tear when I think of that lost thread

[PTP]

what do you call a japanese car theif

Tommy Tookamota

[coakes]

Name a type of fish beginning with W and ending in W.


Walthamstow. It's a plaice.

[Rafanomenon]

here's one:

why do women have legs?

have you seen the mess snails make!!

[Morse]

here's one:

why do women have legs?

have you seen the mess snails make!!

[Chiccada]

here's one:

why do women have legs?

have you seen the mess snails make!!

[badpiggy]

this type of joke was all the go for about a week when i was about 14/15:

Q. if it takes 3 days for 5 hens to lay 26 eggs, how long will it take for a one-legged hen to lay 3 eggs?

A. 7 - because ice cream has no bones

Q. what's the differnce between a duck?

A. one leg is both the same.

(my own favourite)

a bear walks into a baker's.
bear: can i have some bread please?
baker: sure - would you like brown or white?
bear: it's alright - i have the bike outside.

[Rowan]

How do Bob Marley and the Wailers like their sandwiches?

Wi Jam in

[Chiccada]

How do Bob Marley and the Wailers like their sandwiches?

Wi Jam in

And what do they say when they offer said sadwiches to others????


"I hope you like jam in too"

[lfc4ever]

Jade Goody has apparently decided to change her name and adopt the Muslim faith to prove she is not racist.

She wants to be known as “Yaffat Fouqa”

[Red_Polo]

How do Bob Marley and the Wailers like their sandwiches?

Wi Jam in

And what do they say when they offer said sadwiches to others????


"I hope you like jam in too"

[captainfog]

How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?


Shine a torch into her ear...

[captainfog]

DIC aren't taking over our club.....

Now that is a bad joke!

[Rafanomenon]

What do you call a baby with a javelin through its head?

A kebaby!!