Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The Euphemism Generator

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    The Euphemism Generator



    Originally posted by Gordon Brown
    (1995)
    "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

    #2
    He spent every lunch hour at home,
    pushing the taco

    Instead, she spent the night alone,
    rocking the wee lower pearls

    They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
    huffing the lemur (Kaip?)

    She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him
    spanking the kielbasa

    This could go on forever .
    "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


    La-di-da-di free John Gotti

    Comment


      #3
      He normally shuts his eyes whilst cramming the yam
      Originally posted by Gordon Brown
      (1995)
      "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

      Comment


        #4
        Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed
        exercising the bayonet.
        Blank

        Comment


          #5
          In fifty years, would people of our age still call it

          sleeving the one-eyed meat?

          (I have to find a way of using at least one of these a day!)
          Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
          John Updike

          My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
          George Gillett

          Comment


            #6
            They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,

            washing the invisible one-eyed midget.
            Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
            John Updike

            My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
            George Gillett

            Comment

            Working...
            X