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He spent every lunch hour at home,
pushing the taco
Instead, she spent the night alone,
rocking the wee lower pearls
They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
huffing the lemur (Kaip?)
She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him
spanking the kielbasa
This could go on forever ."Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."
La-di-da-di free John Gotti
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In fifty years, would people of our age still call it
sleeving the one-eyed meat?
(I have to find a way of using at least one of these a day!)Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
John Updike
My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
George Gillett
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