Julius Caesar

[Maestro]

Julius Caesar is addressing the Roman crowd. "Friends Romans and
Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to
conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill
many Gauls and return victorious."

The crowd is up on their feet
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar"

Brutus turns to his mate and says " He doesn't half talk some shi*e eh?
He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag." Six months later,
Caesar comes back having conquered France and addresses the crowd in the
Coliseum. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I have returned from our
campaign in France and as I promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls".

The crowd is up on their feet again.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar".

Brutus once again turns to his mate Cassius "I'm sick of his bullsh*t, I'm off
to France to check this out."
Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to
Rome.
Caesar is addressing the public in the Coliseum again "Friends, Romans
and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to
sort those *******s out"

The crowd is up on their feet."Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail
mighty Caesar"

Brutus jumps up and shouts, "Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that
you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there to check it
out and you only killed 25,000!!!!"

The crowd is stunned and all sit down in silence. Caesar gets up and
looks slowly round the Coliseum then across at Brutus and says, "Brutus,
you are forgetting one thing . ........Away Gauls count double in Europe."

























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[Redlife]

[redbuz]

Groan!

[MARTINOZ]

Just one problem there mate - it was Mark Anthony who used the line "Friends , Romans , Countrymen..."






































I'll get me pedantic jacket .

[James]

[Guest]

[Maestro]

Just one problem there mate - it was Mark Anthony who used the line "Friends , Romans , Countrymen..."






































I'll get me pedantic jacket .

The words are actually used by William Shakespeare for his play Julius Caesar, if I recall correctly.
In the play, however, they were indeed uttered by Marc Antony...

[Helios Creed]

The words are actually used by William Shakespeare for his play Julius Caesar, if I recall correctly.
In the play, however, they were indeed uttered by Marc Antony...

and Caesar was dead...



Eto'o = brute.

(That one was for Neil - you know who you are )

[MARTINOZ]

The words are actually used by William Shakespeare for his play Julius Caesar, if I recall correctly.
In the play, however, they were indeed uttered by Marc Antony...

That's what I said - get your own coat .

[Neil Young]

and Caesar was dead...



Eto'o = brute.

(That one was for Neil - you know who you are )

I met Julius Caesar once.

It was in a school play.

[Johnny]

I met Julius Caesar once.

It was in a school play.

I met Mary in my University Nativity play.She wasn`t a virgin.

[Neil Young]

I met Mary in my University Nativity play.She wasn`t a virgin.

But you were.

[publiusscipio]

According to Plutarch and the writings of scholar Brendan Woods, the whole Gallic campaign resulted in 800 conquered cities, 300 subdued tribes, one million men sold to slavery and another three million dead in battle fields. Ancient historians notoriously exaggerated numbers of this kind, but Caesar's conquest of Gaul was certainly one of the greatest military invasions since the campaigns of Alexander the Great.

[Helios Creed]

I met Julius Caesar once.

It was in a school play.

did he corpse?

[Neil Young]

did he corpse?

No but he died on stage.