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    Got any good ins?
    "Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fight back."
    Tupac

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    No.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      #3
      me either.
      Everything is Politics

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        #4
        Rocket and a crocodile walk into a bar...
        up your bum

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          #5
          What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?












          The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.
          "When Sir Henry broke a fast, you cursed double glazing."

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            #6
            What did the german clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick, tick'?

            'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'

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              #7
              why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

              'cause he was dead...

              why'd the other monkey fall out of the the tree?

              'cause he was dead too...

              why'd the third monkey fall out of the the tree?

              peer pressure...
              "When Sir Henry broke a fast, you cursed double glazing."

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                #8
                Originally posted by fredo View Post
                What did the german clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick, tick'?

                'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'
                What do Germans use for birth control?











                Their personalities!
                "When Sir Henry broke a fast, you cursed double glazing."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by steveheighwayrobbery View Post
                  What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?












                  The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.
                  Pffftttt. Anne Frank would have her.
                  ...
                  Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                    #10
                    How do you kep an Irishman in suspense?














































































































                    tell you later
                    up your bum

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                      #11
                      An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'I told you he was stupid'

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bob View Post
                        Pffftttt. Anne Frank would have her.
                        My fave new saying, "about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit".
                        up your bum

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                          #13
                          Did you hear about the Magic tractor?

                          *drum roll*

                          It turned into a field. ho ho.
                          ...
                          Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                            #14
                            Are you allowed to kiss a nun?

                            Yes. But don't get into the habbit.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
                              How do you kep an Irishman in suspense?

                              tell you later
                              Alternatively, go onto a football forum and post this... http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=573570
                              ...
                              Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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