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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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What did the german clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick, tick'?
'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'
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An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'I told you he was stupid'
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Alternatively, go onto a football forum and post this... http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=573570Originally posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View PostHow do you kep an Irishman in suspense?
tell you later...
Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.
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