Originally posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead
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why would you wrap a hamster in insulating tape?
so it doesn't explode when you **** itFelching ≠ GerbillingComment
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Originally posted by badpiggy View Post
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Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.Comment
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
I like your belt.
What did the 7 say to the 10?
Youre alright but I dont like your fat mate.Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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What do you do if you see a space man?
Park in it man.Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Pokemon.Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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What do you call an Irish lesbian?
Gaelicup your bumComment
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what do you call a 3 ft tall jamaican?Originally posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
a Yardie....Everything is PoliticsComment
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How do you know your sisters on the blob?
Your dads dick tastes funny.**** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.Comment
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La tristesse durera toujoursComment
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I told that one to a good friend of mine....kinda backfired, she hadn't seen her father for over 20 years for a good reason.
La tristesse durera toujoursComment
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"hit me hard" said the Masochist,
"No, you can ****ing wait" said the Sadist.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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What pink and hard?
A pig with a knife
Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.Comment
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