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    #31
    Originally posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    How do you kep an Irishman in suspense?














































































































    tell you later
    Now?
    ...
    Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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      #32
      why would you wrap a hamster in insulating tape?

      so it doesn't explode when you **** it
      Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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        #33
        Originally posted by badpiggy View Post
        why would you wrap a hamster in insulating tape?

        so it doesn't explode when you **** it
        ...
        Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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          #34
          What did the 0 say to the 8?

          I like your belt.


          What did the 7 say to the 10?

          Youre alright but I dont like your fat mate.
          Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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            #35
            What do you do if you see a space man?

            Park in it man.
            Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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              #36
              How do you get Pikachu on a bus?



              Pokemon.
              Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                #37
                What do you call an Irish lesbian?

                Gaelic
                up your bum

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by The Glove View Post
                  What do you do if you see a space man?

                  Park in it man.

                  classic
                  Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
                    What do you call an Irish lesbian?

                    Gaelic
                    what do you call a 3 ft tall jamaican?




                    a Yardie....
                    Everything is Politics

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Flake View Post
                      what do you call a 3 ft tall jamaican?




                      a Yardie....


                      What do you call an Asian lesbian?

                      Mingita

                      up your bum

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                        #41
                        How do you know your sisters on the blob?

                        Your dads dick tastes funny.
                        **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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                          #42
                          ...


                          La tristesse durera toujours

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                            #43
                            I told that one to a good friend of mine....kinda backfired, she hadn't seen her father for over 20 years for a good reason.


                            La tristesse durera toujours

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                              #44
                              "hit me hard" said the Masochist,

                              "No, you can ****ing wait" said the Sadist.
                              Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                              Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                                #45
                                What pink and hard?





                                A pig with a knife
                                Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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