Paddy goes into a hardware store and asks the guy behind the counter for a clock, the assistant asks him, 'What type of clock would you like?'
Paddy: 'I'd like one made out of potatoes please'.
Assistant: 'I've never heard of a clock made out of potatoes before, what kind of clock is it? Is it a grandfather clock? An alarm clock? A carriage clock? etc.'.
Paddy: 'It's an alarm clock'.
Assistant: 'I'm sorry sir I've never heard of an alarm clock made out of potatoes'.
Paddy: 'Well you must have one, my boss told me to buy one!'.
Assistant: 'What exactly did your boss say to you?'.
[You need you're best Irish accent for this bit]
Paddy: 'He said that I wouldn't be late for work in the morning if I got a potato clock'.
Paddy: 'I'd like one made out of potatoes please'.
Assistant: 'I've never heard of a clock made out of potatoes before, what kind of clock is it? Is it a grandfather clock? An alarm clock? A carriage clock? etc.'.
Paddy: 'It's an alarm clock'.
Assistant: 'I'm sorry sir I've never heard of an alarm clock made out of potatoes'.
Paddy: 'Well you must have one, my boss told me to buy one!'.
Assistant: 'What exactly did your boss say to you?'.
[You need you're best Irish accent for this bit]
Paddy: 'He said that I wouldn't be late for work in the morning if I got a potato clock'.
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