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    Paddy's new clock

    Paddy goes into a hardware store and asks the guy behind the counter for a clock, the assistant asks him, 'What type of clock would you like?'

    Paddy: 'I'd like one made out of potatoes please'.

    Assistant: 'I've never heard of a clock made out of potatoes before, what kind of clock is it? Is it a grandfather clock? An alarm clock? A carriage clock? etc.'.

    Paddy: 'It's an alarm clock'.

    Assistant: 'I'm sorry sir I've never heard of an alarm clock made out of potatoes'.

    Paddy: 'Well you must have one, my boss told me to buy one!'.

    Assistant: 'What exactly did your boss say to you?'.











    [You need you're best Irish accent for this bit]

    Paddy: 'He said that I wouldn't be late for work in the morning if I got a potato clock'.


    La tristesse durera toujours

    #2


    You really need to say that out loud to get it
    Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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      #3
      I like.
      "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


      La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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        #4
        Made me swallow my chewy. If it wraps round my heart and kills me then there's only one person to blame.
        up your bum

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          #5
          The only accent I know is chinese, so I don't get it.

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            #6
            Originally posted by fredo View Post
            The only accent I know is chinese, so I don't get it.
            got-up-at-8-o-clock
            got-a-potato-clock
            Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
            Those that killed her, were following the law.

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