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    #31
    Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
    Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
    Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
    Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
    Primus521: lol
    Primus521: turns out he misheard him
    Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
    Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
    Primus521: omfg
    Primus521: til the day i die
    Primus521: i will never forget it

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      #32
      <Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
      .
      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



      May the Lord bless this post.

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        #33
        <skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
        <skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

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          #34
          random girl: hey!
          me: ...hi?
          me: who is this?
          random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
          random girl: ur hot
          me: thanks
          random girl: np
          me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
          me: what should I do?
          random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
          me: oh alright
          me: I have to go
          me: my mom is kicking me off
          me: bye



          #10958 +(6771)- [X]

          (morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
          (alec_eso): 1, morganj
          (morganj): *******.

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            #35
            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
            <Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
            hahaha
            Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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              #36
              Originally posted by King Kenny 07 View Post
              #365072 +(7440)- [X]

              <xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
              <xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
              <xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
              <Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

              Quality!


              Originally posted by King Kenny 07 View Post
              (morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
              (alec_eso): 1, morganj
              (morganj): *******.
              Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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                #37
                ok I'm slow on the uptake what's with the 0 and 1 joke???
                Cheers

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                  #38
                  Great site

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Subby View Post
                    ok I'm slow on the uptake what's with the 0 and 1 joke???
                    Possibly being Kurtangled here, but....

                    1st guy asks if 0=No and 1=Yes?
                    2nd guy say 1.

                    Is that a No or a Yes?
                    Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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                      #40
                      btw, dunno why this hasn't been mentioned

                      Originally posted by The Winker View Post

                      Seriously, the internet hardman routine doesn't really add much to the post. But you'd better not reply to this, because if you do so help me I'll murder the entire planet with a fork. Because I'm so ****ing 'ard.
                      http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=842337#post842337



                      Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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                        #41
                        They're IRC quotes not forum quotes

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by Paul.S View Post
                          They're IRC quotes not forum quotes

                          Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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                            #43
                            <Chelly> What is your biggest fear?
                            <JasonRene> living long enough to become isolated from anyone who cares about me, and then dying alone.
                            <Chelly>
                            <JasonRene> You asked
                            <Chelly> I know
                            <Chelly> I was expecting something like spiders.
                            I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought "what did you expect?"
                            There's no water round here stupid, should have stayed where it was wet

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Paul.S View Post
                              They're IRC quotes not forum quotes
                              What is IRC anyway?? Genuine question, no white text anywhere promise!
                              I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought "what did you expect?"
                              There's no water round here stupid, should have stayed where it was wet

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                                #45
                                http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define&#37;3A+IRC&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a


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