Great insults

[Johnny]

Anything involving Coops and Paul.S

[Nicey]

What are ones you pull out of the bag?

Gotta love :

"Thats a face for radio"

"Useful as tits on a nun"

etc etc

would love to hear more!

A face for radio and a Voice for print

[Nicey]

If **** was wit you would be constipated

If you had two more brain cells you would be a plant

When you fell down the Ugly tree you hit every branch

You bad end of a Culchies bollox

[Nicey]

May the flees of a 1000 camels invest your nut sack

[Nicey]

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elder berries I fart in your general direction

[JCase]

You wife is so fat, I bet you have to roll her in flour to find her wet spot.

[redmacca]

BOBFOC for a girl you see who has a "body off baywatch, face off crimewatch"

[Blind Melon]

My all time favourite is from blackadder. edmund to darling (goes forth) Yes Darling, and I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident" class!

[bobbyfallon]

i wouldnt ride her if she came with peddles

if i had a bag of bruised willies i wouldnt give her one

if i was growing mickeys in the back garden i woulnt let her look over the fence

[Warren]

If your Mum and Dad got divorced would they still be brother and sister?

You have a face like a melted plastic bag

[redmacca]

Ricky Bobby: I hope you have sons. Beautiful, handsome boys. Articulate, educated, and athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken from them, so you can know what this pain is like!

[PTP]

i use this quite a bit - you need to set up the other person tho so they play it into ur hands - it will usually work when two mates are ripping each other and someone delivers what appears to be a killer line - u stumble and try and get them to say

"haha, wheres your come back"

to which you reply

"if i wanted my cum back I'd scrape it of your mums/sisters/girlfriends teeth"

winner everytime

[Gingawaria]

I've always been a fan of "So's your face!" It fits any occasion.

[PTP]

I've always been a fan of "So's your face!" It fits any occasion.

from scrubs !?!? - even the urban dictionary can confirm that it is the ultimate comeback line that can't be beaten

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=so%27s+your+face

[BFG]

I pray your children are cursed with small penises, especially the girls.