Swamp Donkey..
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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"These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco PerniaComment
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i have a friend who we like to call swamp donkey. we find it funny, he doesntOriginally posted by The Reaper View PostComment
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You have a friend?
Im sorry but I think thats
You cant come on here making wild claims like that Macca."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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I feel I may have to dust off my 2008 edition of The Profanisaurus and post a few gems from that later.."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Gotta admit when takin piss I tend to call mates either a KEWELL, CARTER or DUNDEE.....always works for me.Comment
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"I always confuse you and fredo."
It works on more than one level..
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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Originally posted by The Reaper View PostYou have a friend?
Im sorry but I think thats
You cant come on here making wild claims like that Macca.
So's your face!!
see it works a treat!
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Last edited by Reaper; 13-02-08, 10:17 AM."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
Fixed
Im currently using ****ehawk and Mug as my current commonplace insults.
Also, F**k knuckle, an all time classic.Com ce, com ca.Comment
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Your mum's so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."One City
One Name
One Club
LIVERPOOL FC
Awoooga!!!!!!!!Comment
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this reminded me of some good smart arse answers:
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."
The policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the bobby said.
The kid replied, "Yes, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?"
The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!"
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuse whatsoever!"
A smart-arsed chappie at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."Comment
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Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
i LOVE how in the film he stutters and stumbles before coming out with that insult..of all the things to say flmao
Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hingeComment
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Brilliant, improvised too apparently.Like blood on ironComment
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Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hingeComment
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