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    #46
    Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

    **** like a closing time donner

    ****face

    Turd Burglar

    then theres the classic when you've shot your load on her face,
    Face like a plasterers radio



    Keep this quiet
    if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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      #47
      Is this how you prepare her for it Tuft?

      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
      Justice urged on my high artificer;
      My maker was divine authority,
      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
      And I endure eternally.
      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


      And like that… he's gone

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        #48




        brilliant mate !!



        Keep this quiet
        if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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          #49
          some jokes never get old eh?

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            #50
            Says Macca dusting off his "Tommy Trinder Bumber Book of After Dinner Gags"
            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
            Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
            And I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


            And like that… he's gone

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              #51
              Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
              Says Macca dusting off his "Tommy Trinder Bumber Book of After Dinner Gags"
              if i had said book i think i could probably maybe rule the world.

              as you can see my grammar is ****e

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                #52
                Like yer face

                Yeah mate you were rite.. It DOES work in ALL situations
                "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                Justice urged on my high artificer;
                My maker was divine authority,
                The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                And I endure eternally.
                Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                And like that… he's gone

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                  #53
                  "Looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a baseball bat"

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