My wife's leaving me because I'm so arrogant.
I told her to close the door on her way back in.
I told her to close the door on her way back in.
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Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
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Just bought some Sainsbury's sausages with a picture of Jamie Oliver on the front. On the back it say's " Prick with a fork".
Can't argue with that.......Comment
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I saw Kenny Dalglish in the petrol station this morning.........
He said he loves a good panic buy !!Comment
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Quote of the day from a Liverpool fan discussing the Everton game
" Last time I was this concerned about a Semi I was watching Brokeback Mountain"Comment
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Hello mert.Comment
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Apparently, the gossip from Villa Park is that Emile Heskey has started telling Andy Carroll jokes.Go **** yourselfComment
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I was at the gym this morning when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in. Anyway, she's made a formal complaint and I'm barred for life.Go **** yourselfComment
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"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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Ha ha, I laughed out loud at that one.Originally posted by Boogar View PostThat rug really tied the room together.Comment
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6 mancs have just returned to their city from a trip to an orphanage in Zimbabwe. "It was a great chance to meet such underprivileged people with so little hope in life", said Jacob Mondondo, aged 5."These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco PerniaComment
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Just competed in the world blindfolded masturbating competition.
**** knows where I came...."These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco PerniaComment
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So ****, it's proper good 
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