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    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

    'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
    The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
    She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

    The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
    Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

    The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
    'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.

    The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
    'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today." 😂 😂
    removing all the weak links makes us stronger

    too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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      "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'"

      How does that work?
      Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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        Originally posted by Kenneth View Post
        "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'"

        How does that work?
        I am guessing because she was 16 and he was 18? So consent or something like that?

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          Probably an American joke, hence 'gotten'

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            So Batman came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he went T'PAU!
            I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my hand."

            Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!!
            removing all the weak links makes us stronger

            too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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              Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


              Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                removing all the weak links makes us stronger

                too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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                  A mummy has just been discover in Egypt covered in chocolate and nuts.

                  Archaeologists believe it’s Pharaoh Rochè.
                  Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                  Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                    Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
                    A mummy has just been discover in Egypt covered in chocolate and nuts.

                    Archaeologists believe it’s Pharaoh Rochè.


                    Far too good for this thread

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                      Well it’s blatantly from his Christmas cracker so.. yeah agree
                      Hello mert.

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                        Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                        Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                          I phoned the local gym and asked if they could teach me the splits. He said well how flexible are you? I said, I can’t make Tuesdays or Thursdays

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                            I went to the doctors and said I’ve got a problem, I always have a dump every morning at 6 o’clock. He said what’s the problem with that. I said I don’t get up until 8:30

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                              Are you here all week?

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                                A man walks into the doctors and says doctor doctor I have 5 penises. Blimey says the doctor, how do your trousers fit? Like a glove

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