Whats the best thing about shaggin a transvestite ?
reaching round the front and thinking its gone all the way through
reaching round the front and thinking its gone all the way through
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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Why are women like prawns?
Cos their heads are full of **** but the pink bits taste nice."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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I made a list of my old girlfriends earlier...
Edna 93,
Beatrice 86,
Ethel 88."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Lass down the pub told me to go **** myself last night..
If I could do that I wouldnt have been stickin my hand up her skirt in the first place FFS"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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50% of people believe sex is "the connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one."
The other 50% are men."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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" Vight, today vee shall have a vace. Zee first person back vill be shot for being too fast, the last person back vill be shot for being too slow.
First two Jews off you go "
" Today vee shall have a change of unterpants. Hut A vill change vith Hut B .... "
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Who's there?
Michael J Fox"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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You have to read something before you can tell whether it offends you, you ****ing clownOriginally posted by Paddy View Post
(If you were offended by this post you shouldn't have ****ing well read it you daft cunt)
Like blood on ironComment
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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haha
I swear if you watch the doovde in slo mo Smokey's toe is NOT over the line
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When I was naughty at school, the headmaster used to give me 'six of the best'.
Now I'm grown up I bet I could take the other 2 inches."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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I shall fish it out later and check your analysis my friendOriginally posted by Red_Polo View Posthaha
I swear if you watch the doovde in slo mo Smokey's toe is NOT over the line
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Two pregnant woman are sitting together knitting baby clothes. The first woman says, "I hope mine is a boy because ive only got blue wool." The second woman says, "I hope mine is a spastic because ive ****ed the arms up."
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