Crap Jokes

[Liverpel]

Paul McCartney has already filed for divorce.

He said the new wife is spending a fortune - twice as much on shoes as the last one.

[Fivex]

[ChesterDave]

Nicked that for facebook status

[Subby]

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[Stanbull]

I bought a ipad and Steve Jobs dies

I bought a Blackberry and BBM dies

I just bought Gary Nevilles autobiography, fingers crossed.......

[Norbs]

This is a poor taste thread, fella....

[Fivex]

Blackberry honours Steve Jobs' death with a 3 day silence.....

[Subby]

My young daughter asked me this morning.

"Daddy, what were you and Mummy doing in the bedroom last night, I could hear a buzzing noise, then Mummy started to scream?"

"Nothing darling," I replied.

It was then I burst out laughing as my wife walked down the stairs with her half shaved head.

[spud_gun]

Got a job crushing fizzy drink cans but I'm thinking of packing it in, it's soda pressing!

[Gray]

Police marksmen covering disturbances at Dale Farm have been required to open fire three times..........they won a goldfish,teddybear and inflateable hammer!

[Chrono]

[rodo]

Gadaffi's last words: "That's the last time I ask that cunt Raoul Moat where to hide"

[Subby]

Man City fans have not seen a win like this since they were Chelsea fans.

[Red_Polo]

Man City fans have not seen a win like this since they were Chelsea fans.