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    Saw a thalidomide porn film the other day

    Lead performer had an arm like a babys cock
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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        That is fantastically fkin sick

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          A boy from Manchester was ****ing his sister and she started laughing. He asked, 'Whats so ****in funny?'
          She said 'You **** like your dad'
          He says 'Yeah thats what mum said'.
          Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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              Genuine quiz question (allegedly): Which castle had it's smoke damage treated at huge cost to the taxpayer??
















































              Someone put the answer "Roy"
              I have one word to offer - honesty. I couldn't be devious if I tried. Joe Fagan.

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                A husband and wife are sitting in bed one day and the husband turns to the wife and says 'tell me something that'll make me both happy and sad at the same time'

                the wife replies 'Out of you and all your friends you've got the biggest cock'

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                  I just witnessed a pit bull attacking a little girl...it all happened so fast I barely had time to get my nob out...
                  "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                  Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                  Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                  Justice urged on my high artificer;
                  My maker was divine authority,
                  The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                  Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                  And I endure eternally.
                  Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                  And like that… he's gone

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                    It's a good question really, isn't it? What would Jesus do?

                    If he's anything like his father, Mary for starters.
                    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                    Justice urged on my high artificer;
                    My maker was divine authority,
                    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                    And I endure eternally.
                    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                    And like that… he's gone

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                      I lost 8 kilos in a day...bloody sniffer dogs
                      My kebab comes with chilli sauce

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                        Why did the Mexican sneeze on the woman?




                        Tequila
                        Last edited by Joe King; 01-06-09, 06:58 PM.

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                          Originally posted by Reaper View Post
                          I just witnessed a pit bull attacking a little girl...it all happened so fast I barely had time to get my nob out...

                          Must..........not........cant.......fight........g onna








                          Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                            Originally posted by Joe King View Post
                            What WHY did the Mexican sneeze on the woman?




                            Tequila
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                            sony will win the console war.

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                              **** me! Danny La Rue's local Oxfam shop have got one hell of a ****ing treat coming their way in the next week!
                              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                              Justice urged on my high artificer;
                              My maker was divine authority,
                              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                              And I endure eternally.
                              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                              And like that… he's gone

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                                Alan Shearer came second in the BBC's worst ever caretaker manager awards. Ian Huntley came first.
                                When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.

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