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    The boy is on form tonight

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      Tasteless joke time.......Adebayor.....

      Does anybody know if Adebayor ran the length of the bus to celebrate infront of the Gunners?
      Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
      Those that killed her, were following the law.

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        Originally posted by kev776 View Post
        Does anybody know if Adebayor ran the length of the bus to celebrate infront of the Gunners?

        First time ever the African Cup of Nations has opened with a shoot-out...

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          Ive always loved my wifes Fanny.

          The neatly trimmed pubic hair, the soft skin at the top of her thighs, her erect clitoris, her tight but wet vaginal opening....its just the rest of the cunt I cant stand.
          Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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            The newspaper said 'In this hazardous weather, please make sure youre neighbours are ok'. The woman next door to me is 87. Not once has she knocked to see if Im alright, lazy bitch hasnt even taken her milk in for 2 weeks.
            Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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              Originally posted by The Glove View Post
              Ive always loved my wifes Fanny.

              The neatly trimmed pubic hair, the soft skin at the top of her thighs, her erect clitoris, her tight but wet vaginal opening....its just the rest of the cunt I cant stand.

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                I LOLed at both of The Glove's jokes, I'm worried.

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                  Originally posted by MrsB View Post
                  I LOLed at both of The Glove's jokes, I'm worried.

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                    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                    Justice urged on my high artificer;
                    My maker was divine authority,
                    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                    And I endure eternally.
                    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                    And like that… he's gone

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                      Originally posted by Reaper View Post
                      ^ Destined to be a super-villain

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                        Good to see she is still in good spirit posing for the camera.

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                          Originally posted by The Glove View Post
                          The newspaper said 'In this hazardous weather, please make sure youre neighbours are ok'. The woman next door to me is 87. Not once has she knocked to see if Im alright, lazy bitch hasnt even taken her milk in for 2 weeks.






























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                            I take it she is dead considering half her face is missing?
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                              I think the big autopsy scar down the centre of her chest is a good indicator mate
                              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                              Justice urged on my high artificer;
                              My maker was divine authority,
                              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                              And I endure eternally.
                              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                              And like that… he's gone

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                                oh aye didn't see that for the excellent Skeletor impression she was doing

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