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    I'm quite glad I can't see Reaper's picture.

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      BREAKING NEWS



      Man City manager Mancini has promised at least one new face at Eastlands in the Jan transfer window





      Lescott and Tevez are fighting over it.
      www.terracehound.com

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        Is it too early to joke about Haiti?




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        Or should we wait for the dust to settle!?
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          I can sympathize with them.. I have trouble finding my house after 30 aftershocks too!
          "Through me the way into the suffering city,
          Through me the way to the eternal pain,
          Through me the way that runs among the lost.
          Justice urged on my high artificer;
          My maker was divine authority,
          The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
          Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
          And I endure eternally.
          Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


          And like that… he's gone

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            African Cup of Nations? What a load of ****, 327 shots, Only 3 on target.........

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              i know how those poor *******s in Haiti feel. Last time i had 30 aftershocks i couldn't find my ****ing house either.

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                That one has been done.. Only two posts above yours I may add
                "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                Justice urged on my high artificer;
                My maker was divine authority,
                The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                And I endure eternally.
                Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                And like that… he's gone

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                  The President of Haiti has thanked Liverpool football club for the 120 minutes of silence during the Reading game.
                  Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                  Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                    Originally posted by Reaper View Post
                    I can sympathize with them.. I have trouble finding my house after 30 aftershocks too!





                    Originally posted by Jaymo View Post
                    i know how those poor *******s in Haiti feel. Last time i had 30 aftershocks i couldn't find my ****ing house either.

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                      What is big long and hard for a girl to take?

                      Third grade :P
                      Patience when teased often, transforms into rage

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                          Originally posted by Shanks View Post







                          In my defense, i used my phone to post it i just scrolled quickly to new post sir.

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                            I just raped a girl in a cake shop.
                            Couldn't get her legs apart so I used a flap jack.
                            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                            Justice urged on my high artificer;
                            My maker was divine authority,
                            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                            And I endure eternally.
                            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                            And like that… he's gone

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                              Husband : Can we play rape tonight?
                              Wife : No
                              Husband : Thats the spirit.
                              Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                                Originally posted by The Glove View Post
                                Husband : Can we play rape tonight?
                                Wife : No
                                Husband : Thats the spirit.

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