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i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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Originally posted by MrsB View Post
Took me a while.
Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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Yeah but its not a bad taste joke and therefore shouldnt be in here"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Two plane loads of volunteers have just left Liverpool Airport heading to Haiti, to assist with the looting.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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I went to a chairty disco last week in aid of women born with no legs.
Dance floor was crawling with fanny.Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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I've just seen an article in the paper about the 18-year-old girl brutally murdered on a canal towpath and it really left me questioning things.
Namely whether it is possible to laminate an entire newspaper or whether I'd just have to cut out the pictures I wanted to wank over."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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A man and his wife haven't had sex for many years, but on her birthday the wife asks the husband to sleep with her.
When he comes to put his cock in her he realises that her vagina is a lot baggier than he remembered.
He still wants to please her though, so he slides his foot inside her, and proceeds to foot-**** her to orgasm.
Leaving the wife delighted, he heads off to work, but come lunchtime his foot starts to burn. It begins to burn so badly that he leaves work early and heads to the doctors.
The doctor takes one look at it and says, "Wow, you have an extremely rare condition called 'Foot-Cystitis'.
The man, feeling quite proud of this asks, "Is that the rarest condition you've ever seen?"
"No" replied the doctor, "I had a woman in this afternoon with Athlete's-Cunt!""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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I see that a Haitian girl has been pulled out of a building having survived for 15 days.
Meh..
That's **** all. Austrian authorities rescued a girl who was trapped underground for nearly 25 years."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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The news that Gary Glitter has shagged an 85 year old have been proved to be false.
It was actually an Haiti 5 year old.Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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Dated a Blind girl the other night, but it's not going anywhere. She's a nice girl and all that, not much of a looker though...
You'll Never Walk Alone
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The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a Trampoline. She hit the ****ing roof... You'll Never Walk Alone
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women always say they like the strong silent type, surely that's a Rapist... You'll Never Walk Alone
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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to piss." The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The 90 year old man says, "At seven I piss like a race horse, and at eight I **** like a bullock." So what's your problem?" ask the others. "I don't wake up until nine!" You'll Never Walk Alone
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