Im guaranteed to be bumming my missus this weekend.
She's dyslexic and thinks tomorrow is vaseline day
She's dyslexic and thinks tomorrow is vaseline day
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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Originally posted by Reaper View Post
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I hate crushing pills up and putting them in my Gran's dinner. I feel sneaky, but if I ever got her pregnant I wouldn't be able to forgive myself.Jacques Brel is alive and well and playing at AnfieldComment
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poor taste...bad taste...same thing. If it offends anyone...
Cheers
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With 327 shots and only 3 on target the police are keen to question Emile Heskey as to his wearabouts.Originally posted by kingfunk View PostIn the life, of a man, there are times and there are seasons.
There's a time to surf and there's a time to wax your board.Comment
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How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you?
You have to make aeroplane noises to get her to put your cock in her mouth.In the life, of a man, there are times and there are seasons.
There's a time to surf and there's a time to wax your board.Comment
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A woman is given a hospital tour, She looks in a room she sees a man wanking. "that's awful" she says to the doctor. He explains that the man has a incurable condition. His testicles fill up with semen so fast that he has to do it at least 5 timesa day or he will be in terrible pain. "poor man" says the woman.
In the next room a nurse is sucking a mans cock "Explain that?" she says to the doctor. The Doctor says "same condition but he's with BUPA"
Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr says "give him 2 viagra". Nurse asks "do you think that will help?" Doctor replies "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs"George Gillett is a
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Don't you hate it when you wake up from a drunken night out with 'I love cock' written on your fore-head?
Especially when you've been drinking at home.
AloneJustice for the 96Comment
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Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the radio and says the plane is going to crash,and there are only three parachutes. The doctor yells out, " Save the children" The lawyer yells out "**** THE CHILDREN!" The priest yells out " IS THERE TIME?"Comment
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Can I be the first to lament the apparent death of this once great thread? Has Reaper been banned or something?It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.Comment
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Two couples go away for the weekend.
The guys decide to try and persuade their wives to swap for the night, agreeing that if they succeed they'll come down to breakfast the next morning and tap their teaspoon on the side of their coffee mug to denote the number of times they did ti with each others wives.
After a few bevvies that night they succeed and one fella skips upstairs knowing that his wife is on blob so he has got one over on his mate.
Next morning he comes down all smug and proudly taps his spoon 3 times against the mug.
The other fella picks up his spoon, yawnsn and taps his spoon once on the strawberry jam and 3 times on the nutella.Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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Doctors say its a good job Martina Navratilova caught her breast cancer in the early stages or it couldve spread to her bollocks.Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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Lenny Henry went to pick up his new bed from Silent Night today.
He is hoping this one doesnt come with another ****ing hippo.Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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Who else would fill this bad taste joke void but you?Comment
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For christmas, can I have Ultimate Warrior and Macho King Randy Savage figures please.Originally posted by smither View Post
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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