Does anyone fancy a night out in Shipley, West Yorks tonight? I hear there's a bit of fanny floating about!
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I Fostered a Manc kid last week. Hit the ****er smack in the nose with all 4 cans.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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I accepted this blokes offer to get in his car and see his puppies. I ended up being kidnapped and raped repeatedly.
Schoolboy error."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Reaper's back!Comment
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derrick birds rampage was triggered by bein left out the England squad. He felt the need to demonstrate his shots on target ratioRIP IRWT
post/rant, best ever
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I hear Gary Coleman was at deaths door for a while. Poor little ******* couldnt reach the door handle...... You'll Never Walk Alone
Awoooga!!!!!!!!Comment
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Robert de Nero - Taxi Driver 1976:
3 oscars
2 Emmys.
Derek Bird - Taxi Driver 2010:
2 Oscars
3 Tonys
2 Emmys
1 Gary
2 Janes
1 Mark
1 BillyLast edited by kingfunk; 05-06-10, 12:53 AM.Comment
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As its Fathers day very soon I thought Id share this thought with you all
When it comes down to it Fathers Day is really just to thank Dad for nailing your mother.
Oh and Mothers Day is to thank Mum for not swallowing you."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Originally posted by kingfunk View Post
It is funny.. and at level of bad taste to my liking.
But to be a pedant... Taxi driver was nominated for four Oscars and didn't win, and emmy's are TV awards...
But as long as you only tell it to people you aren't arseholes like me then you'll get the appropriate response.Comment
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Reaper, that's just poor
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Today in Africa someone dies every 3 seconds.
Just think, by the 90th minute that's 1800 fewer Vuvuzelas."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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What's got 3 teeth and 20 Legs?
The methadone queueComment
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Two chinese people had an albino baby last week.
Turns out, two Wongs do make a white"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Not my joke but here it goes.
I can't wait to watch Nigeria play Germany. The abbreviated score card will be interesting to see in the top left corner. Nig-Ger96 Never ForgottenComment
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