Crap Jokes

[wavydavy]

Not my joke but here it goes.

I can't wait to watch Nigeria play Germany. The abbreviated score card will be interesting to see in the top left corner. Nig-Ger

TV companies have totally **** out on this. Nigeria have now become NGR for some reason yet Uruguay remain URU, Algeria remain ALG, Spain are SPA etc. They have even changed Cameroon(previously CAM) to CMN so they can't be accused of singling out the Nigerian abbreviation.

[Fernandinho]

haha fair enough but, media would take any chance to bash when it comes to racism

[the rev leeroy brown]

Two chinese people had an albino baby last week.



Turns out, two Wongs do make a white

not even a bad / poor taste joke and still was pissing myself laughing.

[Kenneth]

[Kinell]

I got all excited with the possibility of a new dirty joke but it's ****ing spam!

[faiskeoadave]

cialis online removed during

Spam Deleted...

[Shaggy]

Great post, welcome to the site mates.

[Kenneth]

[MrsB]

Oh dear.

[Liverpel]

[Reacher]

Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

[kingfunk]

Man City have tabled an official bid of £45m for Raoul Moat. They have no idea who he is but they`ve heard everyone is after him....

[greenbloodred]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No Television
- No nude women
- No football
- No beer
- No pork chops
- No hotdogs
- No Burgers
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower
- More than 1 wife
- More than 1 mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife(s) can't shave
- You cant wash off the smell of donkey
- You wipe your arse with your hand
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked for you by someone else
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you "it gets better when you die".......No **** sherlock! Its not like it can ****ing get any worse!

[Darkon]

What's the difference between peanut-butter and jam?

you can't peanut-butter your dick up someones ass

[Chrono]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No Television
- No nude women
- No football
- No beer
- No pork chops
- No hotdogs
- No Burgers
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower
- More than 1 wife
- More than 1 mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife(s) can't shave
- You cant wash off the smell of donkey
- You wipe your arse with your hand
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked for you by someone else
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you "it gets better when you die".......No **** sherlock! Its not like it can ****ing get any worse!

Hmmm, I'm not one to go looking for things to be deleted but that's pretty unacceptable in my opinion.